How To Be Ghetto Fabulous

Steps

1. Be confident. You will honestly get nowhere without any confidence-how can you be top of the list if you're shy and a total pushover? Be sure of yourself, don't put yourself down. Build your self esteem. It may seem stupid and pointless, but confident people are the ones who get far-and you want to be one of them.
2. Be sharp. You also aren't going to get anywhere if you're not sharp. You don't have to be the world's brainiest person-knowing all of the maths equations and having an impressive vocabulary probably isn't going to be incredibly helpful. You have to be sharp. Don't let anything or anyone slip past you, don't let yourself be tricked. Be observant.
3. Be tough. You'll be a laughing stock if you're a pushover. So be tough. Don't let anybody put you down or get away with doing you wrong. You don't have to murder them-but let them know where you-and they-stand. Stick up for yourself and your opinions, as well as your friends, family, and others who are close to you.
4. Be able to defend yourself. No point acting tough if you can't defend yourself. Learn how to protect yourself-and others if needed. Fighting isn't a good thing, but make sure that if you're in a situation you can't back out of, you have some sense of self defense in which you can protect yourself. Stand your ground with people.
5. Get some good friends. May sound dumb, and you may like the 'solo act', but it's better to have a bunch of friends to rely on. They can help you out in sticky situations and will stick up for you. So unless you already have some good friends, get some. Talk to people, show some interest. Be a good friend and you'll get one back.

Tips

• Don't try to pull this out in one day-you'll probably end up being laughed at. Do this over a long period of time.
• Always stick up for your friends, and try not to let them down.
• Don't let something blow your confidence-just pick yourself up and keep going.

Warnings

• This may take a long time, so be patient.