Do you think Nicole is a good mom?
Nicole Ritchie's trying to change her whole image; it's because last year she was a heroin addict that drove on the wrong side of the road, but in 2008 she's a mother. Mmm-hmm, and a good mom, not a cool mom, a good mom. She's not yet anorexic again, which is great, she looks actually very good, and you have to admit that when Nicole hired her stylist and became a celebutant, she looked great. She took it a little far and got a little emaciated, but look at her on the first season of the Simple Life, her hair was stringy, she was arguably chubby, she was a mess. She paid a hundred thousand dollars for a great stylist who got her addicted to cocaine and got her a great look; she looks great, Totally, and now she's trying to change her image for a heroin junky to a beautiful mother who gives her presence away. Yes! She wants to be Reese Witherspoone, but the reality is she never will. If she does this role on Broadway for Chicago, if that's not a lie and she takes the role and she hits it out of the park, because you don't have to be that good to be on Broadway, let's get real. You just have to be famous. Famous people on Broadway are not that good, okay. I just heard Mario Lopez got a part on Chorus Line. And he doesn't have to dance, he has to act. So, if she can get this role on Broadway and reinvent herself, then she really is a talent, but I'm telling you right now, these celebutants are only celebutants. Which is sad, because once you're a celebutant, you're always a celebutant. Tear-drop! Mmm-hmm. It's like when all those supermodels thought they could be actresses, and then they... Or restaurateurs and open up restaurants, I love fashion cafe, hello 1989.
