Please explain celebutante crotch shots?
Crotch shots are the saddest and the lowest common denominator when it comes to a publicity stunt. They're the worst. It is literally a portable publicity stunt. You just accidentally show yourself. You wear too short of a skirt. You're in a store shopping; girls know how long their skirts are, they've looked for hours in the mirror before they've left the house. They've bent over and practiced the pose. Which one shows my cellulite the least? They know what they're doing, granted 50% of them are accidental because these girls are just so careless and one the cameras are around you so much you kind of do lose the sense that the cameras are around you but they're very aware. No, I know when I'm not wearing underwear and I know when I'm getting my picture taken. These girls use a crotch shot as a publicity stunt that's attached to their body. They can whip it out at any time when their careers at a low and poof, you have the cover of every blog in town. Exactly, and those blogs are receiving hundreds of thousands of hits. If you post a blog that says "Britney Spears crotch shot", you are going to get hundreds of thousands of hits. It's a sad, sad world. And you know what's really funny is now they've stopped teaching sex education in school because you can just open US Weekly. Yes, today we're going to be studying Britney Spears's vagina. Uh-huh, this is the labia minora, labia majora, clitoris, air line strip landing. This is what we like to call a one laner. Yes, and this is a herpe, this is a shanker. So, it's really lending itself to modern education. Thanks Britney, thanks Linds.
