Are 'The Hills' girls considered celebutantes?
Who are 'The Hills' girls? You tell me. All I know is LC, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt. They're all just famous little popular rich kids from high school that we all secretly hated and secretly wanted to be, and now they're being put on television and being paid, you know, $50,000 an episode. Do we like them? Sure. (No!) Are they entertaining to watch? Sure. (No!) Will they do well? Sure! (No!) They make, you know, what? 1.5 million an episode. I mean, 1.5 million viewers an episode, maybe as high as three sometimes? That's a huge stat for an MTV show. You are making me sick right now. 'The Hills' girls are nothing better than celebutante juniors. They're not even related to famous people like our previous celebutante. Spencer Pratt is. Father's an executive at a record label. That's not famous person. Rich. Paris Hilton, Nikki, you know Nicole Richie. They're all related to famous people. These girls were just rich and pathetic. And pretty and thin. All the things that we love in Hollywood. And now they have a spin-off show. Laguna Hills! My God! Next it's going to be... No, 'Laguna Beach' was their first show. The spin-off show was 'The Hills' and it's doing even better than the previous show. 'The Hills' is doing huge. Skyrocketing these girls to fame for nothing else than the fact that they are rich. These girls do not like a normal life. No. They don't just get a job at Teen Vogue. Please. That girl would have never got a job at Teen Vogue. LC could never work at Teen Vogue, because she doesn't know how to work her computer. Yeah, click, click, click. Google search myself! Those girls make me mad, but I did meet them on several occasions, and they're very sweet. Call me!
