What wine should I get to treat myself?

What wine should I get to treat myself?

If you really wanted to splurge on a wine, you turn me into Gora Videll, I'm cynical, I have taste and I want you to know I come from the Eastern establishment. I want something with age, I want something that is interesting, I want a woman that loves pearls still and she's kind of touching them as I'm telling her all the finer points that there are. I want someone that kind of appreciates that I don't have to raise my voice. I need a wine that has some age. And let me tell you something, it's not going to be something very youthful. I don't want a sixteen year old Paris Hilton. I want something that I can have a conversation with who is intellectual and I don't care if it has Coke bottles for glasses but who can talk to me. I want an old bordeaux, I want an older burgundy, I want even a California wine that was made before all the technocrats got in there and did what they did because old Louie martini cabernets that come from the sixties are just too good. And you can find them, and it isn't going to bankrupt you.