What experiences have you had at airports with your marijuana in your carry-on luggage?
I'm at the airport, waiting to fly to St. Louis, and I've got my bag in front of me. I put my can in there with five ounces of marijuana, and I've got my baggie with the joints in there, and my roach bag, all in my carry bag. And I look three gates down, and there's a dog sniffing everybody and every bag. The cop had a twenty-five foot leash. So the cop was a long way away, and this dog's going up to everybody's bag and sniffing and sniffing the people. So I'm thinking, this is going to be interesting. So he gets to me. The dog sniffs my bag - nothing. Sniffs me - nothing. And I'm the last one in line. There was only two other people in line, so they go to go to the next counter. And I yell to the officer. I said, "Excuse me, officer. Is that dog trained for bombs or for drugs?" He said, "For drugs." I said, "Then you need to put your dog back on by bag. I've got about five ounces of marijuana in that bag." I said, "I'm one of the federal patients, you know." He breaks the dog off, orders the dog. And he's twenty-five feet away now, orders the dog, tells the dog, "Go to that package, go to that bag." The dog breaks off, goes right back to the bag. That astonished me, he's well-trained. Sniffs the bag - nothing. Turns in, sniffs me, and locks in on my wallet in my front pocket. The officer yells, "You've got drugs in your front pocket." I go, "Officer, I have residue all over me. But, no, I have nothing in my pocket. Everything's in the bag. Put the dog back on the bag." Now the cop comes close to me. He said, "My God, you reek of marijuana."I said, "I just smoked two cannibis cigarettes driving here. I'm one of the federal patients. But I have nothing on me. Everything's in a tin can, in plastic bags, in that bag, about five ounces of cannibis. Put him back on the bag."And he put him back on the bag - nothing. Turned around, locked in on my wallet again. I looked at the officer and said, "Officer, I think you need to retrain your dog." Broke the dog off of me and walked away.
