Do you still believe in marriage?
No! No I don't believe in marriage at all, no. It was like, when I was a little girl, that was the be all and end all to get married. I remember when I wanted to play the clarinet when I was in sixth grade, and my dad - this is typical of my parents - "You can't play the clarinet, that'll make your nose too wide and you will never get a husband." Everything was, 'and you'll never get a husband'. I was terrified I would never get a husband because my mother was very beautiful and I was like the fat daughter of a beautiful woman. And so you know, the things they say to the fat daughter of a beautiful woman. You know they don't care if you hear it, or maybe they want you to hear it but, it's pretty horrifying like 'she doesn't look', ‘I bet she's disappointed to have that!' I mean just the most horrible things as a kid. But I was terrified that I wasn't going to get a husband because I was fat. And people told me 'No, fat girls can get a husband'. That's when you tell someone, you tell fat kids or fat girls they can indeed get a husband, ‘don't be all concerned with that because there is a lot of men who like fat. But nobody will deal with a big mouth like you've got.' So it's like, ‘if you have any hope at all of getting a husband and being fat, forget it because you've got a big mouth. No ones going to like you.' So I was so obsessed with getting a husband. I've got several of them. But after I get them I'm like ‘now what am I supposed to do? This guy is a f-ing bore. What am I supposed to do now?' I've got a husband. Now it's like ‘I guess I get another husband.' But now I'm done with that. Now I'm done with getting a man or a husband.
