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Will you ever run for President?

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Will you ever run for President?

Roseanne Barr (Comedian) gives expert video advice on: How do you feel about George Bush and the 2000 election?; Will you ever run for President?; Why do you think grandmothers should rule the world? and more...

I have been approached for years to run for President and I go, "Yeah, if I can do it from my bed - if I don't have to go anywhere," because I do have all the answers - a lot of people hate that about me, but I do. And when I'm wrong, I'll be corrected, I'll say, "You know what, I was wrong - I thought wrong about that", and I won't be beholden to people, "Well they gave me a 100 G's, so I have to pretend like - that I'm buying this bullshit - I don't have to buy bullshit". So I think that I should run for President or somebody like me should run, but probably they can't so I might as well. But then I'm like President is so lowly, I mean, it's lowly - Queen doesn't even cut it as far as like - because I've thought about being Queen or Empress, but I think "Mouthpiece of the Goddess" is a good one. That one or just "Jewish Grandmother to the World" - I've thought about that one too, because I like to stick my nose in people's business a lot so that would enable me to go around the world sticking my nose in people's business. But, you know what, if they do what I tell them, it actually always works out for them - it really does. I have people's best interest at heart.

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