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Dinner Date Master Class

This clever little video shows you many important dinner dater tips to make the dinner date the best experience ever. Create the perfect dinner date with the help of VideoJug and make it the most romantic time she has ever had.


Step 1:

The venue

It's unlikely you'll get the right ambiance if you take her for a kebab.

Pick a place you've been to before,

so you are confident that the service isn't terrible,

and the food isn't horrible.

TOP TIP If it's somewhere you've taken a lot of other dates to,
make sure the staff are discreet.

Step 2:

Prepare

Book a table to ensure you don't get turned away at the door.

This is especially important if your attempts to blag your way in fail to impress.

Make sure you arrive on time

as being late is unpardonable, and it leaves your date at the mercy of prowling single diners.

TOP TIP: When booking, ask for a quiet table,

so you aren't near any thoroughfares from the kitchen or the loos

as this can take the shine off any meal.

Step 3:

Lasting impressions

You want your date to remember you for your witty repartee, and your ability to make them feel at ease.

So don't be crass by ordering the restaurant staff around.

Equally, if you don't know much about wine,

don't pretend you do, and order the 1978 Grand Chateau de rip off,

just because it's the most expensive thing on the menu.

Step 4:

Eating

Some food is impossible to eat attractively.

If you're a messy eater, avoid spaghetti,

shellfish,

soup,

spinach,

or anything else that might splash,

or spray,

or require a tucked-in napkin.

Don't order massive quantities of food,

as your date is unlikely to be impressed with the size of your appetite,

or by showing everyone how much you've enjoyed your meal.

Step 5:

Complaining

If the service is genuinely awful, and you have to wait ages for your meals..

and the waiter's more worried about presentation than hygiene...

and the meals are cold….

Be a man and complain.

Ask for your food to be changed.

Don't be aggressive, just firm, and manly.

She'll love that.

If there is an accident, be gracious,

and accept apologies with a smile.

If you can see the funny side, it'll put everybody at ease...
and sometimes it is little incidents like these that break the ice and bring you closer.

Step 6:

Paying

If you're the man, pay.

Don't get your calculator out and explain that you should pay less as you didn't have a coffee.

She'll offer to split the bill, but she's expecting to be talked out of this.

And if she insists it may be a bad sign:

she doesn't want to have to go on another date.

Once you've paid, make sure you leave a generous tip. Generosity is an attractive quality in a man and your date may be generous back.
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1 out of 2 people found this comment helpful Anonymous  (99 days ago)

Urgh! That looked like a jar of pickled ears!

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6 out of 6 people found this comment helpful Anonymous  (127 days ago)

lol sarah and ben are the best - their videos are so funny!!

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1 out of 1 person found this comment helpful Anonymous  (138 days ago)

quite the impressive burp at 2:13- 2:18

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Anonymous  (163 days ago)

Very nice

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Binak_Algo  (181 days ago)

in reply to rosiepie: It's dificult to know if a girl want to pay because she likes to be fair or because she doesn't want to go out again. So, the man should insist on paying. Personally, I try to pay, if she insist too much, I say "Let me pay this one, and you pay next time, ok?" or something. They answer in corporal language will tell you everything

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0 out of 1 person found this comment helpful rosiepie  (188 days ago)

well some girls just don't like the whole 'galantry' thing at all, so i wouldn't say it was necessarily a bad thing if a girl insists on paying. I think the whole 'I'm the man I must pay for the woman's meal' thing is just a bit cheesey, so that's why i'd offer to pay half.

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2 out of 2 people found this comment helpful Anonymous  (200 days ago)

i think it's gallant if the man pays it all

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2 out of 2 people found this comment helpful 11010010  (241 days ago)

ha. no, especially on the first date you better pay all. the first impression is always the most important.

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2 out of 7 people found this comment helpful Anonymous  (242 days ago)

For a first dinner date, I would suggest paying for only your half of the bill, this lets the woman know that you aren't investing too much into her too soon. It also separates you from the rest of the guys she's been on dinner dates with.

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2 out of 5 people found this comment helpful Anonymous  (252 days ago)

Oh boy, what a terrible video!!! 60´s??? lol No way I would go with the "master"! lol lol lol

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Anonymous  (262 days ago)

loool

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1 out of 3 people found this comment helpful Gengen  (265 days ago)

OMG is he using his hands? :D

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2 out of 2 people found this comment helpful Archgivi  (280 days ago)

it's all true!!!! Awesome!!!

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2 out of 2 people found this comment helpful Anonymous  (300 days ago)

Good Work !

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0 out of 8 people found this comment helpful Anonymous  (301 days ago)

the music is so annoying on these love story videos!

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