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Going Bald - The Styling Options

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Going Bald - The Styling Options

If you're worried about going bald or you think you're developing a receding hairline and don't know what to do, then don't despair! We've got some basic advice that will help you to avoid looking like a slaphead and more like Bruce Willis! If you're worried about going bald or you think you're developing a receding hairline and don't know what to do, then don't despair! We've got some basic advice that will help you to avoid looking like a slaphead and more like Bruce Willis!

So you're going thin on top and don't know whether to change your hairstyle or lop it all off? First things first, if your over 50 then only having hair on the side of the head is perfectly acceptable. But if your under 50 then avoid moving the suburbs to Paris with a comb-over. Don't go for the toupe if you don't want to stand out like a sore thumb, and accept the fact that you can't wear a hat for the rest of your life.

So shaving your head is the only real option. But be prepared, going too short may reveal unknown birthmarks on your scalp, or old childhood scars. You may also have an irregular shaped head as its hard to tell how you'll look until its too late!

To decide how short you should go, assess your widows peak. If the sides of the descending V shape are at 45 degrees to the centre of the top of your skull, but you have no bald spot then just go for a number 2 with clippers all over; if the hair is even thinner than that then go for a number 1.

If your doing this yourself then make sure you shave evenly all over to avoid a looking like Top Gun extra.

If you possess a full on bald spot even after a number one then you will have to go the whole hog and have the lot shaved off as close as possible. And that goatee will have to go too, or you'll just look like your compensating!

Congratulations! You now look as cool as Patrick Stewart, Michael Jordan, and Bruce Willis!

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  1. mabanham

    lol this reminds me of southpark

  2. mztezzi

    Very clever! Can't wait to show my 'balding' mate.

  3. bert106

    Hell! when/if I go bald, Im gonna compensate with my beard!! and wear hats 24/7!!

  4. Anonymous

    yo man

  5. dcs767

    Thanks for the childish video. I was hoping for good information, not this crap.

  6. Anonymous

    what a load of rubbish making men except going bald, this must be so upsetting ot se tihs video, "very unfair" and their should be a solutios since ther so called experts, so men can gain confidence and not worry about hair loss, but instead be a video to shows ways to prevent hair loss.

  7. Anonymous

    bald is sexy ;)...

  8. Anonymous

    YAY! PATRICK STEWART, i feel like shaving my head now.

  9. Gardnernow

    Well produced and directed! Snappy and, sadly, very informative and telling the facts fast and true!