Halo 3 - Part 4 - MC Behind The Mask

It's the Halo release party! It's going to be huge! Halo 3! Halo 3! Halo 3! Halo 3!Arbiter and Master Chief, they're like bff now?Yes, they are, and when you play coop, you get to be the Arbiter, which is nice. A lot of people didn't really enjoy playing the Arbiter, but I think it's nice to have it there in case you want it.

Step 2: Arbiter and Master Chief, bff?

Arbiter and Master Chief, are they bff now?Nah.Oh yeah, they have a brother out. You know, come on.No, I don't want to see that. That's like saying the Bloods and Crips are friends. Come on!They're bffs forever.They go way back.Yeah.They're hanging out? They're chillin?Yeah. He sticks a gun right in Arbiter's mouth right at the very beginning.

Step 3: Cortana and master chief:

Cortana and Master Chief. Are they going to hook up?I think, yes. I think they will hook up.How is that possible? Isn't she like a hologram?Yeah, but she goes inside his head, so they're kind of hooked up in the first place.So they're hooking up already!

Step 4: Cortana or Arbiter?

If you go with the bisexuality, Cortana or Arbiter?Wait, you're playing as this guy! So does that mean you're playing as a homosexual?No! No! No! Nevermind, cut that out.Yeah, cut that out.

Step 5: Master Chief and Cortana dating?

What's going on with Master Chief and Cortana? Are they dating?I hope so! If not, I'm going to be the runner up, man. Master Chief and Cortana, what's up?The secret comes out in Halo 4.Master Chief and Cortana, what's up?The secret comes out in Halo 5. He's a lying douche bag.They get married, have a little baby.They get married and have 4 babies.We'll find out in the two hours after we go home.She gives him AIDS! She gives him AIDS!

Step 6: Cortana- hot purple check:

Cortana and Master Chief, are they going to hook up? Cortana's not real, but it's kind of like me and my Internet, you know, the cyber thing, so yeah. It's possible.She's a hot purple chick though, right?Definitely, really hot. And I think you can reprogram her for her to be nude, and that's when it gets really good.That's when the forage comes in, right?The forage. Yeah, if you want, you could drop just about anything in there. Hold on a second.I think somewhere there's some kind of injection slot or something.How?I don't know. He does it with the computer.

Step 7: Who is Master Chief?

So, does Master Chief reveal what he looks like in this one? What does he look like?I have no idea. He's probably a chick. He's a chick? Probably just like Metroid Prime. I think he said he's black. Yes. That's a yes. Master Chief is black.He's Mexicano, OK?Wait, wait. I thought you said he was black. Is he Mexican now? Mexican. Mexican.He's going to turn out to be a Mexican.

Is he black? Is he an alien?Are you being a racist?No, I'm asking.I don't know.If I ask if he's black, people are like, are you racist? No! I'm asking.Well what kind of question is that?I'm asking what he looks like!He's Mexican.

Step 8: Will they, won't they?

They're not going to show it. They'll die, and then they'll almost show it, but then they won't show it. Why won't they show what he looks like? Buy Halo 4! What if he looks like Zack? Would you guy buy the game then? Yes.No.He's white. White guy? He's white, but what's wrong with that? Nothing. Nothing wrong with that.What's he look like? What is Master Chief? He's a black guy.He's a black guy? Master Chief's black?He's a black man, definitely.Master Chief's black! Oh my God. Why do you think that? Denzel Washington was going to be the actor for the movie. He's black. Maybe they never took off the mask though. Maybe they just like his acting abilities.I heard that he doesn't.He doesn't? I talked to the Bungie guys, and they say it doesn't happen. If he did, what does he look like? Is he white? Is he black? I heard he's like pastey white from being in the suit so long, and he has scars.I heard Denzel Washington was going to play him.Really? Is that true? That would be interesting. This is my favourite drink, Coca-Cola. Should it be Mountain Dew? Halo Mountain Dew? It's Mountain Dew inside. Oh, OK. I'm sorry. It's Mountain Dew.