How To Avoid The Alli "Oops!"
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How To Avoid The Alli "Oops!"
It can be your best friend in the fight against fat — Alli - the first over the counter diet drug approved by the FDA.
Step 1: Be A Weekend Warrior
If you're taking a drug with side effects like Alli, it's best to stay near a toilet-at least in the beginning.
The company actually recommends that you start on a Friday, you have the weekend to get used to potential gas increase, potential bloating and also potentially uncontrollable bowel movements.
Step 2: Face The Fat
Alli actually stops the body from digesting one-quarter of the fat you eat. Say you eat a burger packed with 68 grams of fat. When you take Alli, your body only absorbs 51 grams. Finally, a pill that makes fat disappear!
But there's a deal-breaker side effect- a digestive disaster that could force you into diapers.
Tip: To prevent the oops, Alli-makers recommend reducing your fat intake before starting the drug. It's a wise move - the more fat you eat, the more you'll need to eliminate. Another tip to avoiding embarrassment - eat less than 42 grams of fat a day.
Step 3: Protect From Behind
While you continue to adjust to Alli, avoid wearing white.
While passing gas, you may end up with an oily discharge. Play it safe with dark pants.
Although it may not be sexy, wearing an adult diaper offers impenetrable protection.
Step 4: Follow the directions
A pill before meals, three times a day. No more. Otherwise, mess with the Alli dose and it will mess with you.
Tips & Comments
ive taken these tablets before they do work but as stated you cant eat what you like i now do the tablets n weight watchers and i went from a size 18 back to me size 10 in a year and i did it the rite way including excercise as these tablets are good for losing the weight but leave the skin the fat was in please wen using these tablets eat alot of salards n veg and stuff with out a lot of fat or you will need a diper!
To the idiot that said she's fat....you are an idiot.
I have been taking it for 5 week's and lost 15lbs in that time,with hardley any side effect's.........well i have not had to wear a diaper that's for sure!
i really want to be sexy but how?
i gain weight after my baby and now i try this miracle diet pills.if it helps...the only problem is i constantly going to bathroom....i dont know what happen of this miracle diet on earth.
try oxotrim instead. i get it at newton-everett.com
she is fat
she was really pretty and had absolutely no need to take those pills ><
Was this intentional, or a joke? I mean is this for real?
pills like these are bad news for women and our society in general