How To Be A Celebutante
Ah… to be young, famous, rich AND badly behaved. Wow-did you ever think that hate and love could be felt at the same time! Now you ask, how can I be a celebutante? Well, don't be fooled-being a celebutante is hard work. Whether it's flashing paparazzi your panty-less bottom or catching up on some "me" time in jail, VideoJug will give you the inside track to becoming the biggest and best spoiled brat out there.
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Step 1:
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Honor Thy Parents
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In order to be a celebutante, you'll need a mommy or daddy that's really super stinking rich like the Hiltons.
Better yet, having rich AND famous parents will give you a leg up on being famous for no good reason. Nicole Richie isn't famous for her first name.
If you don't have a rich or famous bloodline, a stage mom will do. Just ask Mouseketeer Brit and Parent Trap Lindsay.
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Step 2:
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Act Your Age
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When it comes to the celebutante racket, you've got to start young. Maybe - just maybe - if you're still in your late teens and lucky enough to get on a super annoying but popular reality show on MTV, you still have a shot at being famous for your hot ass.
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Step 3:
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Say Cheese!
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Make friends with the paparazzi... and make yourself available to them. Practice your look-at-me-but-don't-look-at-me scowl, the bird, the drunken stupor and don't forget the crotch shot.
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Step 4:
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Behave Badly
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Loser boyfriends, less-than-sober driving and an arrest or two will put you in the celebutante big leagues.
Done.