How To Be A Cougar

Step 1: The Prey

Cougars like their men younger by a good ten years or so. These lads are Generation X or Y enough to regard the female as an equal. Unlike older men, these fresh-faced Romeos can go on for hours and of particular interest to cougars, are ready to mate again in minutes.

Step 2: Groom

When in pursuit of a younger man, a cougar primps carefully. Hair, nails, and teeth should be in near-perfect condition. Cougars couldn't care less what's age-appropriate. The shorter the skirt and the tighter the shirt, the better. They also aren't afraid to improve upon nature, even if it means going under the knife.

Step 3: Pounce

The cougar is a practiced hunter. She knows how to take the lead when courting. She will hold her gaze a little longer than normal and give a warm, welcoming smile. This gives the hesitant young suitor the much-needed confidence to approach. Most men say they wish more women would initiate sexual encounters.

Step 4: Mate

Mother Nature perfectly paired the sexual appetites of the cougar and her younger male prey. A man's sex drive peaks in his teens and twenties; a woman's sexual peak is in mid-life. This sultry cat knows what she wants and isn't afraid to ask for it. Younger men are secretly thrilled to let her take the lead!

Step 5: Under Attack

While the cougar is busy courting, she's vulnerable to attack. Other cats in the pride get jealous, and may try to sabotage the budding relationship. But the cougar could care less. She has no shame about a little lovin'.