How To Be Sexy Eating Messy Food
A plate full of spaghetti or bbq wings in front of you and your hot date sitting across from you is a complicated equation. We have some tips for you on getting through the dinner date without looking like a major pig.
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Step 1:
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Order Up
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Wing sauce varies from Garlic to Honey Barbeque to the hot stuff; impress your date by ordering something other than mild or barbeque. Make sure to ask for some celery or bread; they'll help you out when you start to feel the burn.
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Step 2:
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Wing Etiquette
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Absolutely no forks; dig in with your fingers. Nothing infuriates a man more than wasting meat so make sure you suck that bone dry. And when you're done, put it in the right basket. A man can be very particular with what you do with his bones.
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Step 3:
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Sauce Control
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Sauce is bound to get all over but that doesn't mean it's OK to leave it there. Wipe often. Wet naps are even better. If you want to up your sexy points, go ahead and clean your finger with your mouth. But make sure he's watching. Seduction is one thing; plain old bad hygiene is another.
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Step 4:
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Burning Sensation
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An increase in body temperature and a feeling as if your lips are on fire are normal…be sure to eat bread or celery in between each wing. Water and most other drinks are no help. On the brighter side, the sauce will actually make your lips swollen and red and even if it's painful, it's actually kind of sexy. Hey, no pain, no gain.
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Done.