How To Celebrate A Goal
Welcome to the Rudi Latka's Soccer School. In this film top manager Rudi Latka shows you some how celebrate a goal! Rudi isn't big on playing fair and has some tips to help you cheat your opponents. We don't know who he actually managed but after the producer had a visit from the Russian mafia in a sushi bar he said we had to make the films.
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Step 1:
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Dedicate your goal
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Your new-born baby - Invented at the World cup by Bebeto and Romario the baby was a celebration in tribute to Bebeto's new born son. Simply put yours hands together and rock as if cradling a new born baby.
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Your wife - Kiss your wedding ring and then point to her in the crowd – if she's at home watching on the television then maybe just point at the camera instead. I like to kiss the ring.
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Your team - To prove you're not just playing for the money a bit of badge kissing always helps. Run towards your adoring fans grab your shirt by its badge and put your lips to it.
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God - Why not thank god for your goal and dedicate it to him, He's up there somewhere.
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Step 2:
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Show your physical prowess
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The somersault - For the more agile player nothing is flasher than the somersault. Cartwheels, flips and rolls are all good – do the best you can and you'll be sure to wow the ladies.
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Reveal the torso - Well I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body, I know not everybody has got a body like me. Yeah show your body – reveal your athletic body. And I know all the games you play
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Go all the way and pull your top over your head and celebrate. Run around afterwards with the top over your head an celebrate well.
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Step 3:
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The media response
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The silencer - Press been giving you a hard time. What better was to respond than sticking one in the back of the net and then inciting further abuse by putting your finger to your lips.
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Mock the press - If they've been questioning your lifestyle show them what you think, drink, drugs it's all part of being a pro so show them what you like to do at the disco.
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Step 4:
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You make me feel like dancing
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You make me feel like dancing - Yes I love dancing with the ladies and they love dancing with me. It is very good way to celebrate goal too.
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Make up your own dance - You can do crazy robot dance – you can show them some cool disco moves when you score and teammate can do it with you
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Dance together - It is so nice when two people dance together, I like to dance. So make a little tango together and make happy team
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Step 5:
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The bundle
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If in doubt make a bundle – I love to make the man sandwich celebration. This group celebration is an old favourite of mine. The scorer starts by diving onto the floor and the rest of the team pile on top in celebration. All join it it's so much fun
