How To Clown About With Books

Step 1: You will need

Step 2: The Routine

Step 3: How it's done

Enter the room and knock the book off the edge with your elbow. when you go to pick it up. Kick the book away form your own hand with your own foot. Make sure the kicking foot is on the same side as the reaching hand. This way it will look like its natural part of your stoop. Stamp on the book and pick it up. During the bend, arrange your thumb for the next part of the routine. See here, his thumb pops under the top book. This permits gravity to draw the book off the top of the stack when you bend down to pick up the other book. Put that back on top of your thumb, and the cycle can continue ad finitum. As you can see., here. Whoops.


For the next step, separate the bottom book from the rest of the stack, with your fingers. This way when you put the book back on the top, whoops, it's popped out from the bottom. Sure to get a laugh, like a chimp in a cage. This too can be repeated, ad finitum. Now finish your routine with a flourish, anything is acceptable. Our clown has chosen to put them in a silly place, and be amazed when they fall off. Bye bye.