How To Clown About With Custard Pies

Step 1: You will need

Step 2: Pieing Techniques:

Step 3: The Simple Pie

Clown pies the villain with a pie.

Step 4: The Double Pie

Clown pies the villain with two pies.

Step 5: The Revenge Pie

Clown pies villain, villain pies clown.

Step 6: The Revenge Pie Back Pies

Clown pies villain, villain reveals pie, clown pies villain with pie.

Step 7: The Simultaneous Pie

The clown and villain pie each other simultaneously.

Clown chucks pie and it smacks villain square in the chops.

Step 8: The Duck Pie

Clown pies villain, clown ducks, villain pies the other chap by mistake.

Step 9: The Double Duck Pie

Clown pies villain, villain pies the other chap by mistake and the chap pies the villain.

Step 10: The Sandwich Pie

The villain and the other chap pie the clown from either side.

Step 11: The Simultaneous Double Duck Pie

An attempt to simultaneously pie the clown fails.

Step 12: The Multi Pie

This is when two people constantly pie one person.

Step 13: The Full Body Pie

See here! The clown has his entire body covered in pie.

Step 14: Pie in the Sky

What's this? The clown is up at a window. And it's a pie in the face.

Step 15: The Cat-a-pie

Here a rudimentary catapult is used to hurl the pie towards the villain. There we go.

Step 16: Surprise Pie

Look here, it's the villain walking down the street. And in your face!

Step 17: Pie Noon

The clown and the villain take several paces, then pie each other.

Step 18: Hat Pie

Clown arrives removes the villain's hat and lays a stonker on his head. Hat replaced.

Step 19: Slow Pie

Here's a slow pie for all you pie enthusiasts out there. It takes a little time, but the end result is a pie in the face, same as all the others.

Step 20: Delivery Pie

The clown as delivery boy trundles up to the door. He rings the doorbell and waits. Villain signs for the pie and gets it in his face.

Step 21: Table Pie

The villain sits at the table with his knife and fork. The clown as waiter enters and places the napkin on villain's lap. Clown presents the pie of the day and pushes the villain's face into it.