How To Deal With A Disorderly Puppet

Step 1: Don't Go In The Closet

Possessed puppets like dark places. Avoid them if you can, but if you have to go in, stay on guard.

Step 2: Watch Your Toes

Possessed puppets are, strangely, connected to their feet. Scientists believe they use their lower extremeties as ants use antennae, feeling air currents and textures. Either way, when they make contact they become very interested.

Step 3: Beware The Palm Of Evil

Once the puppet becomes interested, It will move its upper extremities to further zero on its prey. Although you might be curious to see what happens if you touch its hand. At this point, we highly recommend you avoid contact with the puppet. Making contact will confirm your presense to the puppet and it will attack.

Step 4: Brandish The Talisman

The only sure fire method to get rid of a possessed puppet it to show it a talisman or amulet of power. These objects are rare, but those who are brave and true will find they appear when needed. Once rid of the Malevolent creature make sure to tell your friends exactly what it looked like and exactly what it did. Although it may not seem so now, someday you may all have a good laugh about it.