How To Do The Jedi Mind Trick
Ah, the power of Obi Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker to influence the weak-minded! While the Jedi Council forbids using the Force for personal gain, we'll show you how to get the same effect without going to the Dark Side.
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The Jedi Council decided that Mom no longer needs you living in her basement. It's time to complete your training to obtain friends, accumulate wealth and even find romance... Yes, these are the droids you're looking for!
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Step 1:
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Gain Allies
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Don't expect to just walk into a cantina and become the center of attention. Use the Force! Tell someone in a group to secretly write down any sentence, and then you'll write down the same as they do.
Now show them a piece of paper with "same as you do" written on it. Getting a laugh, even if it's lame, is an easy way to make friends.
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Step 2:
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Get Some "Credits"
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You've been carbon frozen in your current career path for far too long. Arrange a meeting with your team leader. Explain that you'd like to discuss your rank in the squadron.
Start by asking questions to find out what they desire. Their body language will tell you when you've found something that interests them. Then turn your question into an assertion.
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Step 3:
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Get Leia'd
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Although the Jedi Order forbids attachment, we feel you'd be better off with a mate.
Again, no Force abuse allowed. So try some cheap hypnosis instead.
Practice dilating your pupils in the mirror by picturing what you most desire.
Enlarging your pupils sends an subconscious signal that you're interested, likable, and makes others more open to suggestion. Once their interest is piqued, try suggesting something in the form of a question. -
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Now that you've achieved balance in your life, remember. beware of the Dark Side.