How To Fake An Orgasm

Step 1: Careful

Your man isn't going to be a ten in the sack every time. Sometimes, you'd much rather get it over with, roll over and get some rest. First know this. Your fake little moan better be really good. Men get upset if they find out you're faking it. The male ego is a fragile thing.

Step 2: Practice

Practice in front of the mirror. Know what your face looks like and know what sounds you make. He's the one that looks at you so don't give it away by doing something out of the ordinary. Everyone climaxes differently so be sure you know your style.

Step 3: Breath

You'll want to use short, heavy breaths, so much that you'll start to feel flush in the cheeks and chest. When you're breathing like this and if you're a talker, make sure you don't make complete sentences. And keep the volume down; you're not having movie sex. In real life, it takes a lot of energy to be loud during an orgasm.

Step 4: Aftermath

Afterwards, act like you just ran a marathon. You wouldn't have the energy to do anything except just lay there. If you like to cuddle, don't stray from that. If you don't, it's pretty safe now to just roll over and fall asleep. If he climaxed, that's probably what he's going to do too. Win - Win!