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How To Find Out If Your Boyfriend Is Cheating On You Using CSI

Before you accuse your boyfriend of cheating on you, you better know for sure. Use these CSI techniques to get solid evidence that your boyfriend is cheating on you, and learn how to make your case with VideoJug's help.

You will need

  • 1 Magnifying Glass
  • 1 Tweezers
  • 1 Blacklight
  • 1 Fine-Tooth Comb

Step 1:

Finding Fibers

Locard's exchange principle states that when two objects come in contact, a cross-transfer of materials occurs… and when clothes come off, so do tiny clothing fibers. Offer to clean his car, as a special treat. Open the passenger-side door.
Turn on your black light. Sweep the blacklight over the seat. If your partner doesn't car pool, and never has time to take you out, you shouldn't find any fibers there. But if you don't own hot pink hot pants, someone else has been riding shotgun. Check the back seat of the car as well.

Step 2:

Semen Search

This is not for the faint of heart. If you two haven't been intimate lately, it's time to examine his underwear. Start with a clean sample.
Tell him this new pair of underwear you got him is hot, that Brad Pitt wears them and they would look so very good on him. If it's become his priority to be sexy outside the home, he'll wear them.
When he comes home after allegedly "working" late, find a way to discretely examine his underwear. If he ejaculated during the day, it's likely there will be a drop or two of semen. According to forensic scientists, when semen dries, it leaves a transparent, stiff, residue. It look slightly yellow on tighty whities and smells a bit like bleach or chlorine. If you're still not sure, use your blacklight.

Step 3:

Hair Analysis

When two people come in contact, hairs from one person's body may attach to the other's. Massage his feet until he's deep in sleep. Then crawl up slowly and pull down his underwear.
Take a fine-tooth comb, the kind often used to find lice and other small creatures, and comb through his pubic hair. Search for any loose hairs. If you find one that doesn't match his hair color or shape, you've got him.

Step 4:

Make Your Case

Find a time when you know you'll have his attention, like during the playoffs. Present your evidence calmly. At first he may be defensive - saying "Some other dude did it". As you present more evidence, his defenses will weaken, and if he's any man at all, he'll confess and profess his love for you.
Case Closed

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0 out of 1 person found this comment helpful Anonymous  (53 days ago)

I'm sure this was supposed to be funny on some level...but it never tells a girl *who may infact take this seriously* what to do if she has it all wrong and he's not cheating. Its like its expected that a guy will capitulate even when he's done nothing wrong because thats what a man will do, which is retarded. Sometimes when people don't know how to communicate a problem or issue, they withdraw from their significant other hoping that something will make the whole thing come about and things can go back to normal. Guys don't know how to address the issue and girls suffer from this too. This will cause people to think their partner is cheating. When this isn't the case at all. However, the threat of a breakup is still there...only accusations cement that outcome and for the wrong reasons to boot.

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1 out of 1 person found this comment helpful BellaStevenson  (96 days ago)

.... -takes notes- Im on it! xD

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Anonymous  (104 days ago)

It's a joke guys, I doubt many people would actually do this.

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1 out of 1 person found this comment helpful Anonymous  (112 days ago)

Men get semens stains from masturbation, too. And dudes beat it daily. at least weekly.

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1 out of 2 people found this comment helpful broadsmile  (116 days ago)

... If You don't trust Your man... Just leave him.

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1 out of 5 people found this comment helpful Anonymous  (122 days ago)

How to find out if he is cheating. Wait a few months into the relationship. Unzip his pants. Check to see if any testicles are present. If confirmed, he is definitely in danger of being bored enough to want someone else. For further advice on this epidemic disorder search on the net under 'human nature'. You will find this to be quite eye-opening concerning a variety of misunderstandings and sentimentalized neuroses.

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2 out of 2 people found this comment helpful Anonymous  (123 days ago)

Or you could gps your his car. Thats just off the top of my head... I could go on. Your no experts.

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2 out of 5 people found this comment helpful jbrdbr111  (123 days ago)

This is so stupid, get a life....

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2 out of 5 people found this comment helpful Anonymous  (126 days ago)

that was retarded

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4 out of 5 people found this comment helpful Anonymous  (149 days ago)

Heh quite amusing, but women do cheat aswell you know!

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2 out of 4 people found this comment helpful Anonymous  (156 days ago)

Cheesh... "How to become a paranoid insecure snoop"...

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2 out of 5 people found this comment helpful Bella25  (164 days ago)

hm... all that trouble?? i would try it. if my boyfriend doesnt live in a diff country.

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7 out of 8 people found this comment helpful Anonymous  (196 days ago)

how come step 1 wasn't ASK your man!!!!

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7 out of 8 people found this comment helpful rpm2004  (196 days ago)

Rampant sexism....women cheat too!

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2 out of 2 people found this comment helpful Anonymous  (208 days ago)

Cute!!!

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