How To Find Out If You're His Secret Lover

Step 1: Take Control

Tell your date you want to treat him to dinner for once. Then, take him to a place in his neighborhood, where you might run into someone he knows. Check his reaction when he realizes where you're going. If he's already getting nervous, bad news.

Step 2: Touchy Feely

Even if it's not normal in your relationship, try out some PDA. Hold his hand, kiss his cheek, give him a little pinch on his other cheek. Gauge his reaction. If he's OK, you're OK. If he's nervous, suspect foul play.

Step 3: Introductions

When you run into someone he knows, the introduction tells all. Will he introduce you as his girlfriend? Or does he stutter and chicken out?