How To Freeload At A Celebrity Event
Not everyone in Hollywood is rich and famous. So when an opportunity for open bar and food comes along, why not take advantage of it! From bacon wrapped scallops to top shelf alcohol, we'll show you the tricks to eating like the stars-for free!
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Step 1:
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The Early Bird Gets Fed
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When it comes to complimentary food and open bars, you never know when those appetizer trays will stop making their rounds.
And open bars close faster than you think so make sure to arrive early.
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Step 2:
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Location, Location, Location
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Find the kitchen, or at least the door the food seems to be coming from. Plant yourself near the opening, but not so close that your hunger for freebies is obvious.
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Step 3:
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Make Friends
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Celebrity parties frequently have bars sponsored by big-name booze brands. So you may be stuck with vodka all night long. But stop complaining! You can't spell "freeloading" without "free."
Ask your new best friend, the bartender, to warn you when it's last call. Right before he stops serving, order two drinks and double-fist it.
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Step 4:
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Bottoms Up
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Done. No-that's well done! Full and satisfied, you should be feeling very content! Or is that the free booze talking'…?