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How To Go Streaking

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How To Go Streaking

Has your team just won the big game? Have you been drinking a preposterous amount of callibogus (alcohol)? Are your clothes bothering you?   Then streaking is the solution!  Here's how to do it. Has your team just won the big game? Have you been drinking a preposterous amount of callibogus (alcohol)? Are your clothes bothering you? Then streaking is the solution! Here's how to do it.

Step 1: Strip Down

You just need a place to disrobe. A bathroom, a closet, even a wall of friends will do. Hand your clothes off to someone you trust. But not everything. Keep your shoes on... and put your underwear on your head. Having them handy may save you from a public indecency charge.

Step 2: Own It

Step out and show the world what your parents gave you. Be proud, take a second while people let it sink in. Once the screaming begins … it's time to run.

Step 3: Run, Streaker, Run

Feel the wind like you've never felt it before. Run hard, run fast. The police won't hesitate to arrest a naked man, we saw it on Cops. High five strangers along the way.

Step 4: Stick To The Route

Stay the course… so your friends know where to find you. Remember, they've got your clothes... and the getaway car. Jump in quick. Nobody wants to see that anyways.

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  1. Anonymous

    and what is that guy doing in the closet? seriously

  2. Anonymous

    do your clothes bother you? lol