How To Have A Big Fat Gypsy Wedding For Under A Grand

How To Have A Big Fat Gypsy Wedding For Under A Grand.

Do you want a big wedding, but don’t know any royalty?
Don’t have any money?
Then why not try a big fat gypsy wedding, for under a grand.

If you want to have a gypsy wedding, then first, you’ll have to get yourself a gypsy to marry. And where better to find one, than a caravan park like this. Don’t worry about courtship or dating. Hang about here long enough and the man of your dreams is bound to whisk you off your feet.
Oh I should say, the gentleman who comes along will not seem like the man of your dreams, but he may grow on you.

If you want the perfect dress, but don’t have the money to splash out on it, then why not find hire a wedding dress, or buy one second hand? You can easily find your nearest wedding dress rental shop on the World Wide Web

No, nothing like that
No, no
Not you! ... bloody fool
Oh yes, that’s magnificent

When doing your make-up for the big day, forget the natural look, you need to go orange

That’s marvellous, you’ve done it yourself with some special offers from Boots ... or was it Ronseal?


Rings can be an expensive business, so try and find some family heirlooms. Oh I see your family has sent all their valuables to Cash My Gold, then try E-bay for a cheap last-minute option.
I think you’ll need to switch that off and switch it back on again!

So now the big day has arrived, you’ll need to get to the wedding in style, and if you haven’t got that horse and carriage, why not try a cosy little number like this. On a good day, it gets you from A to B, which today, is straight back home again, as these gypsies have opted for an outdoor ceremony.

But hold on, not so fast! Unless your venue has a valid wedding licence, you’ll have to try a local registry office for those cut-price nuptials!

Now that you’re married, it’s party time. You’ve probably worked up a bit of an appetite. But don’t worry about hiring expensive caterers; just get your mum to put on a nice spread - like this:

Frazzles!
Chipsticks!
Assorted Snacks!
Spam!

But if you want to really want to get the party going, why not start some sporting activities!
These chaps are enjoying a bit of a rough and tumble. Jolly good show.

And this is what it has all been for, an idyllic married life with the husband of your dreams. You’ve missed a bit my dear.

Tea won’t make itself you know.