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How To Have Sex With Your Roommate Around
You're in college – your sexual prime – and opportunities are everywhere. All you need now is a little privacy. To get that, you'll need to negotiate with your roommate.
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Step 1:
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Size It Up
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A college dorm room on average is 180 square feet. That's about the same size as a prison cell. And college beds are only 3 feet from each other, whether they are on the ground or as bunk beds. So if you've got to have it while your roommate is present… at least stay on your side of the room.
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Step 2:
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Sex Talk
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Good roommates communicate about everything, including sex. Ask each other how you feel about sex in the dorm room. Share your schedules. Work things out.
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Step 3:
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Silence Is Sexy
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Give your roommate a pair of noise-canceling headphones and a brand new CD he can listen to while you go at it. He may be so grateful… he'll leave the room. If he doesn't, at least you'll know he won't complain about the noise.
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Step 4:
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Send The Signal
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Everyone knows about the tie on the door signal, but these days, try sending a text message asking for a few minutes of private dorm room time. Of course, the basics still work. Try a Post-It note smack dab in the middle of the door or even a big sock on the knob.
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Step 5:
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Stay Off His Privates
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Even when your roommate's gone, keep it on your own side of the room. Don't mess up the sheets his mom got him.
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Step 6:
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Respect Him In The Morning
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Remember: a booty call on average lasts 14 minutes… but you have to live with your roommate all year. Be good to him. And maybe you could throw him a bone and offer up the room for whatever it is he does during private dorm room time.
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Done.
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