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How To Hide Your Porn

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How To Hide Your Porn

Pornography is a billion dollar business and most homes contain at least one dirty magazine hidden under a mattress. But the key is being able to hide your sexploitation in a place where no one will ever think to find it. Follow these steps to ensure that your smutty secret remains safe. Pornography is a billion dollar business and most homes contain at least one dirty magazine hidden under a mattress. But the key is being able to hide your sexploitation in a place where no one will ever think to find it. Follow these steps to ensure that your smutty secret remains safe.

Step 1: Find A Disguise

The key thing to remember when trying to hide your adult materials is to put it in the last place that anyone would ever look. After all, when you lose something, it's always found in the last place that you look. So when dealing with dirty movies or girlie magazines, replace the covers with a less appealing cover. Cut the obscene magazine cover off with an X-Acto knife and glue a boring magazine's cover on top to disguise your bawdiness. DVDs work in a similar fashion. Cut out or print out the cover to an unwatchable film and glue that onto your dirty movies.

Step 2: Secret Compartments

Summon your inner spy. Shop online for hidden safes that will allow you to stash your adult materials into a hollowed out pillow. Consider gutting War & Peace to hide your DVDs.

Step 3: Discreet Downloads

Hidden file programs allow you to keep your intimate downloads all to yourself. They will create a separate place on your hard drive that will hold any file that you don't want anyone finding - including computer repair people.

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  2. just smile

    Flippin' hilarious! You can tell they tried as hard as they could to make it look like a bad porno.

  3. arshad115

    lol...the ending is awsome!...

  4. jtank

    it is meant to be humourours. Not deadly serious. Take a joke guys, and relax.

  5. sexe

    hehe great vidz ;)

  6. MrsRight

    How to hide your porn??? Seriously??? Maybe you should be asking youself this question guys? What do you prefer, your wife/girlfriend or porn. If the answer is porn then obviously you're not mature enough to be in a relationship and probably should end it now for the sake of your wife/gf before they get seriously hurt! In any healthy, normal relationship a woman cannot have sex with a man if she feels she is being compared to other women or if the man is getting turned on by all these other women and just using his wife/gf for sexual release. Sorry guys but its a fact. Why do you think so many couples stop having sex? Men can somehow 'divorce' sex and love but a woman needs to be in love and constantly feel loved and also feel that her man truly see's her as the only woman for him to enable her to continue to have sex with him. All of this also makes a woman feel that her man could quite happily and quite easily cheat because they can 'divorce' sex and love. Bottom line...if you ever want to have a happy, success relationship you can't do these things. You have to make sacrafices in a relationship and porn is one of them. After all, if you'd rather spend the rest of your life wanking over porn than actually having sex with your wife/gf then you're one sad mother fu*ker!! And don't expect anyone to ever respect you or take you seriously if you can't hold down a relationship because you spend your whole life reliving puberty...you sad fu*k!

  7. farstar99

    It's a lot more honest just to put it where you normally would, then if your wife or girlfriend finds it, let her now you wouldn't need it if she was more of a woman. It worked for Bill Clinton.

  8. laurahotdog

    why would you need to hide your porn? there's nothing like deception to strengthen a relationship! pffft.

  10. Anonymous

    this is so pornographic its unbelievable