How To Kill A Werewolf

Step 1: Identify The Werewolf

Of course it's easy to identify a werewolf who has already changed form. But what about those who haven't? How will you know if they're planning on mauling you?
Werewolves, even in their human form, are filled with an animalistic rage. You might see a friend or co-worker, flying off the handle over nothing. This is suspicious. Watch closely what your friends and co-workers are eating. If they seem to have a taste for raw meat, it's a sign they are werewolf positive. One word: Hairy. Even though werewolves lose their fur when they transform back into humans, a residual amount remains.

Step 2: Confirm Your Suspicions

You can't just go around attacking hairy people at random. Many of them are just normal friendly, fuzzy folks. Confirm you're dealing with a real werewolf by catching your suspect in the act of transformation.

Step 3: Finish The Job

Once you're sure you've found a genuine werewolf, you'll have to finish him or her off. For this, you'll need some silver bullets or a silver blade. Because silver is a metal of purity, it is especially painful to creatures of the dark. For a wee bit of extra protection, we recommend having that silver blessed by a Holy Man. Now comes the hard part, You'll have to track the werewolf to its lair. If this happens, Utilize the Scooby-Doo method of Evasion and Destruction. This method involves thinking of a 1960's pop song and running around in a general panic. Following the inalienable laws of monster versus whacky hero, the werewolf will run into your sword and your battle will be won. Of course, many of the ancient legends call for the removal of the creatures heart. But that's really gross.