How To Make Out
Making out is the coolest activity in the world, and it's free! Here's some handy pointers to make your make outs the most amazing ever.
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Step 1:
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The Rules
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Here are some golden rules before we get on to the really juicy stuff:
- Only make out in private; public displays of your affection are offputting and ugly.
- Put on some music, it's amazing how the right tracks can add to the experience.
- Talking dirty is an option, being clean is mandatory.
- And of course, always always always respect your partner's boundaries.
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Step 2:
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Cuddling
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VideoJug made a film about cuddling, where you can learn all about the Classic, the Extended Classic, the Classic Romantic, the Bear Hug, the Couch Potato, the Piggy Back and the Drape. See 'How To Cuddle' for all the intel.
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Whispering
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Whispering softly in your partner's ear can be really sexy, but only if you are saying the right things. Complimenting your partner, or telling them how what they are doing makes you feel, are sexy things to whisper. Things not to whisper include: anything which will start an argument, the amount you can benchpress or a list of your favourite savoury fillings.
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Step 4:
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Stroking
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A really lovely thing you can do is to run your fingertips slowly and lightly up their spine, where there are lots of sensitive nerve endings. Done not too hard and not too soft, this technique can spread delicious sensations through the whole body.
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Knockers
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Your fella's relationship with breasts goes back a long way, and represents warmth, safety and nourishment. Accept that he will play with them all night if you let him. If he is paying them too much attention at the expense of the rest of you, say so, and make some alternative suggestions.
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Step 6:
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Rubbing
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Rubbing, also known as masturbation, can bring your partner great sexual pleasure. It's basically massaging your partner's genitals with your hand.
You may have seen internet videos or DVDs where this happens at 100 miles per hour, but resist going at it hammer and tongs - or you will strain your wrists or damage each other. Gents, go gently. You are stroking a kitten, not buffing a hood ornament Ladies, be ladylike. You are not trying to get ketchup out of a bottle, you are gripping the bow of a Stradivarius violin.
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Step 7:
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BEWARE
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If you are both wearing thick denim jeans then there is isn't much danger of accidentally having sex, but if you are dry humping while only wearing your skimpy undies, then the chances of going for a dip rise quite a lot. Beware, as babies can be very easily, and accidentally, made. Having sex needs talking through away from the heat of passion, not least to check that you have organised contraception, and are protected against STDs, but that you are really ready for it, especially if you're in the back of a car.
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Have fun making out.