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How To Marry Prince William

So you dream of marrying a prince? In fact, it's the future King Of England you're after. Don't worry - VideoJug has got some handy hints on how to find, and become the wife of, Prince William.


Step 1:

Where to find him

Finding William isn't actually that difficult, but getting close enough to make an impression is a whole other story. William attends lots of official royal engagements, and you can find his diary of these events on www.royal.gov.uk. William's other career is as an army officer, but you won't have much luck finding him when he's on duty. A better bet would be when he's out on the town. Wills loves to party, and the British tabloids regularly publish details of the swanky London nightclubs and cocktail bars which he can be spotted in. But remember, you'll have the challenge of trying to get to him through his army of bodyguards and protective friends. And you will of course have plenty of competition from other would-be princesses. Wills also a keen sports fan, and enjoys playing and spectating at rugby, football and polo matches around the UK. Once you've caught his attention at one of these events, you then need to start making yourself part of Will's world.

Step 2:

Fitting In

These days you don't have to be an aristocrat to marry into the royal family, but it does help. As always, double-barrel surnames are a great indicator of posh credentials. William has one, and you'll need one too. Adding on your mother's maiden name should do the job. A cockney screech just won't cut it - you need the clipped vowels of a princess to fit in at Buckingham Palace and Windsor.

Step 3:

Look the part

To be a princess, you need to look like a princess. Think tasteful and expensive, not overly sexy. The key is finding the right balance between glamorous and demure. You don't want to look too conservative. And grooming is paramount. William's future wife has to look immaculate at all times. When exiting a nightclub at dawn you need to look like you've been sipping water all night.

Step 4:

Have a job

To avoid accusations of gold-digging, make sure you have a career of your own before you start courting the prince. It should be an interesting, but non-threatening job. Something like PR or television is ideal. And it needs to be a job with flexible hours, because you'll need lots of time for society events and luxury holidays.

Step 5:

Your other relationship

No, we don't mean adultery. The other big relationship in your life will be with the British media. Prepare for attention and scrutiny on an unimaginable scale. Every inch of your life will have a camera lens poked into it. Any girl who dates William won't be able to sneeze without being photographed. And if you have skeletons in your cupboard, be assured that they will be found. Your past record has to be whiter than white if you want a place in the Royal Family.

Step 6:

If you do marry

One day, Wills will be King – which means you would be Queen. This won't be easy. You'll have to share him with his military career, charitable work and many royal engagements. On top of this, you'll have the duty of producing an heir and a spare. This should be done promptly after marriage, and not a minute before. On the other hand, you'll be embarking on a life of unimaginable wealth and privilege. So, if none of this puts you off, then go ahead and accept William's proposal. And hopefully, you'll live happily ever after...

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Anonymous  (37 days ago)

i think all the girls need to gain together and try to get him broke up with that golddigger kate! so all you girls need to start throwing yourselfs at him, if you see him out in london and make your move! I WILL. he deserves a girl that will love him for him, not the money

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Anonymous  (41 days ago)

i think if your beautiful and look like a cinder,prince William will marry you,only if you look like a princess and have a job interesting.the only way to fit into the royal family is easy,you need to wear glamorous and act as a princess.Prince William won't marry a virgin,he marries the girl he loves and dream of.If someone married William,then she will have a boring reign you will also have to quit your job of becoming a real princess if you do marry him.But it is impossible to become a real princess,but if you marry him your a princess.Kate was not to marry prince William because they were not friends anymore,i think Will has to find another girl he loves,but not Kate.However,William was not allowed to marry an Indian or black,he can marry an American or Canadian.If William becomes king,which means your his Queen,and you live happily ever after.

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Anonymous  (57 days ago)

hahaha 'haaw... doo you doo?' priceless =) by the way i love her clothes at 02:29! very posh and chic yet looks comfortable

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1 out of 1 person found this comment helpful Anonymous  (71 days ago)

the actor is so hot!

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Anonymous  (93 days ago)

This video is soooooo funny yet was informative.

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1 out of 1 person found this comment helpful Anonymous  (109 days ago)

Hahaha, got me rolling on the floor in laughter!

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Binak_Algo  (113 days ago)

I can't belive they have done this XD

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1 out of 1 person found this comment helpful Anonymous  (125 days ago)

the actor is so much cuter... :P and probably easier to get lol.

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2 out of 5 people found this comment helpful Anonymous  (148 days ago)

what about getting pirnce harry?

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Anonymous  (188 days ago)

i look like a prince you may have too kiss me first though ha

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2 out of 2 people found this comment helpful Nessa  (196 days ago)

Ahaha... well, seems I have work to do!

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FeedMeSugar  (200 days ago)

lol

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2 out of 2 people found this comment helpful Anonymous  (205 days ago)

the actor is cuter than prince william

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3 out of 3 people found this comment helpful moocow131  (246 days ago)

FREAKING HILARIOUS

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1 out of 1 person found this comment helpful Anonymous  (260 days ago)

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahahahaha

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