How To Not Look Slutty While Riding A Mechanical Bull
Ladies, riding a mechanical bull can be lots of fun, but there's no reason to lose your dignity over it. Learn how to keep your shirt on while you tame the mechanical bull.
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Step 1:
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Rethink The Skirt
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Mechanical bull riding in a mini can be provocative and painful, due to chaffing, not to mention unsanitary. Just imagine how many people have been on that mechanical bull already. Also, be aware that men are dying to catch a glimpse of more than just your riding skills.
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Step 2:
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Support Your Girls
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The mechanical bull ride can be as bouncy as a workout on the elliptical. We're not saying you should wear a boring sports bra, but going without any support is a dangerous game.
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Step 3:
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Watch The Muffin Top
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Even the tightest abs can fall prey to the muffin top when tight jeans and mechanical bull riding are combined. Stay away from crop tops and bikini tops when taking on the bull.
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Step 4:
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Cowgirl Chic
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You can't go wrong with Western wear. Jeans, boots, and a regular blouse are a good bet.