How To Paintball Like Rambo
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How To Paintball Like Rambo
Paintball is an amazing game, according to John Rambo- err, well actually this is presented by John Rambo's brother because the real Rambo wasn't available. Brush up on your paintball skills, and your paintball tactics with this guide to how to paintball like Rambo
Step 1: Know the terrain
Before you start to scope out the game zone, you need cover: fox holes, barricades, fences, wood,armoured personnel carriers, bits of bird, more barricades, big tubes, grass, Russians, Visualise yourself a mind map! Know the terrain.
Step 2: I'm on the edge
When paintballing the safest place for you is at the perimeter. That way, incoming's coming in from 180 degrees, not 360!
Step 3: Communicate with your unit
In paintballing you gotta be loud and descriptive: tell your team what you're doing, and listen to what they're telling you.
Step 4: Take the pain
This is paintball! You're gonna get hurt! You are going to get bruised! and jostled! you may be attacked by bracken, or get caught on a thorn!
Step 5: Rescue the hostages
In paintball, you should never miss a chance to be a hero. I'm going in to rescue those hostages, and if I get shot, all the better.....That's the great thing about paintball, nobody really dies.