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How To Sneak Alcohol Into An Event

Beer at the stadium is getting to be ridiculously expensive. We've identified two ways to sneak in your own beer to the stadium without having to worry about breaking the bank Enlarge

How To Sneak Alcohol Into An Event

Beer at the stadium is getting to be ridiculously expensive. We've identified two ways to sneak in your own beer to the stadium without having to worry about breaking the bank

Step 1: You Will Need

  • 1 Papa Bert's Sippin' Seat
  • 1 The Beer Belly

Step 2: The Papa Bert Sippin' Seat Method

It looks and acts just like a stadium seat cushion, except for what's hidden inside. The plastic bladder can hold 36 ounces of your favorite beverage. Once full, put the bladder back inside the cushion, zip it up and head casually into the stadium.

Step 3: The Beer Belly Method

Fill the bladder with 80 ounces - that's the equivalent of a six pack of your favorite drink, hot or cold.

That should be plenty for you and a friend. Strap the belly over your chest and cover it with a t-shirt.

Sure, it looks like you've gained fifteen pounds, but beer in a bladder is way cheaper than beer from a vendor. At least you still have some cash in your pocket. So be proud of your belly.

Step 4: Combine Forces

With the beer belly attached and the sippin' seat filled up, you're ready to party hardy at the game. Just keep a cautious eye out for security while you're sippin' your beer belly, or filling up your cup with the sipping seat. If you get caught, you will get ejected from the stadium.