How To Sneak Alcohol Into An Event
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How To Sneak Alcohol Into An Event
Beer at the stadium is getting to be ridiculously expensive. We've identified two ways to sneak in your own beer to the stadium without having to worry about breaking the bank
Step 1: The Papa Bert Sippin' Seat Method
It looks and acts just like a stadium seat cushion, except for what's hidden inside. The plastic bladder can hold 36 ounces of your favorite beverage. Once full, put the bladder back inside the cushion, zip it up and head casually into the stadium.
Step 2: The Beer Belly Method
Fill the bladder with 80 ounces - that's the equivalent of a six pack of your favorite drink, hot or cold.
That should be plenty for you and a friend. Strap the belly over your chest and cover it with a t-shirt.
Sure, it looks like you've gained fifteen pounds, but beer in a bladder is way cheaper than beer from a vendor. At least you still have some cash in your pocket. So be proud of your belly.
Step 3: Combine Forces
With the beer belly attached and the sippin' seat filled up, you're ready to party hardy at the game. Just keep a cautious eye out for security while you're sippin' your beer belly, or filling up your cup with the sipping seat. If you get caught, you will get ejected from the stadium.
Tips & Comments
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Most festivals will let you bring in factory sealed water bottles. There's a product called camo caps which let you reseal an opened water bottle that way you can refill them with any clear liquor and still get past security without having it confiscated. camocaps dot net is the website
my mother once bought plastic bottles of grape juice, drank the juice, and refilled them with wine. She got away easily.
stupid butholes who like acohol anyways
should've been go bruins, since they play at the rose bowl... Go Bruins!
thanks bob and go cougars
"remember, tomorrow is just another day only later and with a different date" soooo true!!!
LOL at the end!!!!!!!!
I love this
One of the best videos I've seen on here.