How To Stop A Cold From Ruining Your Relationship
Learn how to keep that cold from ruining your love life with comic Dominic Holland.
Step 1: The Statistics
It's a scenario familiar to couples all over Britian. There you are, lying in bed alongside your other half. You're full of desire. There are torrents of passion ready to course through your every vein. Then, the bubble of romance is suddenly pricked. By sniffling.
Tesco research has shown that 1.1 million women would actually dump their men because of cold suffering.
Step 2: The Problem
Tesco research has actually shown that the etiquette when people have colds, is not good.
When you've got a runny nose. What do you do? Use a tissue. But actually, what we've found out is men don't always use tissues. Not only do they not always use tissues, they don't always use hankies. Some use the old silver sleeves. But the worst Tesco found in the survey in terms of what is the inappropriate fabric was that men were using tea towels.
Step 3: The Solution
So, what can people do to arm themselves then?Well, they can go down to Tesco Pharmacy and there, when you buy a cold and flu product, they'll get a free cold and flu survival pack. It will help you with your suffering. And there's some things in there that are there to help. Such as a nice leaflet to help you, some money off coupons and some nice little products to help you survive that cold.
Step 4: The Conclusion
So when couples are unwell or one of them, should they sleep seperately?
Well it depends on the couple, it depends how sympathetic each one of the partners is. And seeing how our research has shown that women aren't very sympathetic, it sounds as though, they'll be kicking their men out.
So there you have it. Don't suffer this winter with your runny nose dripping into your turkey. Pick up one of these. It will help you. And don't split up, stay together guys.
