How To Stop Your Boyfriend Flirting With Party Girls
The worst party ever is the one where your boyfriend spends the whole night flirting with ladies. Here are some quick and easy techniques to stop this awfully rude behaviour immediately.
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- Interrupt to tell him the baby is kicking again
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- Interrupt to tell her the terms of his parole mean you have to leave now
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- Shame him with the "hot stuff" signal, and walk smartly away
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- Fire snacks at him with an elastic band
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- Tie his shoelaces together, and then nudge him
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- Whisper in her ear that if she isn't gone in 60 seconds, she won't have any hair left, as you will have torn it all out.
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- Flirt with the most beautiful man there
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- In earnest conversation with other girls, discuss penis size
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- Get a guy to pass you a mysterious note, open it, smile and go upstairs
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- Eat a peanut and fake an anaphylactic shock.
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- Share a passionate lesbian kiss with a passionate lesbian
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- Tell the host he is being treated for kleptomania, and you just saw him pocket a valuable ornament
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- Ask the DJ to put 'your song' on
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- Find out who the girl is, and tell four other men she said they were hot
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- Bribe a big fella to take him outside for a fight.
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- Call his mum, and tell her he's been trying to get hold of her for a gossip.
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- Ignore the whole thing, and use the evening to find
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yourself a new boyfriend who isn't a flirty asshole.
