How To Stop Your Boyfriend Flirting With Party Girls

-Interrupt to tell him the baby is kicking again

-Interrupt to tell her the terms of his parole mean you have to leave now

-Shame him with the "hot stuff" signal, and walk smartly away

-Fire snacks at him with an elastic band

-Tie his shoelaces together, and then nudge him

-Whisper in her ear that if she isn't gone in 60 seconds, she won't have any hair left, as you will have torn it all out.

-Tell him he is dumped.

-Flirt with the most beautiful man there

-In earnest conversation with other girls, discuss penis size

-Get a guy to pass you a mysterious note, open it, smile and go upstairs

-Eat a peanut and fake an anaphylactic shock.

-Cry on the stairs

-Share a passionate lesbian kiss with a passionate lesbian

-Dump him with charades

-Tell the host he is being treated for kleptomania, and you just saw him pocket a valuable ornament

-Ask the DJ to put 'your song' on

-Find out who the girl is, and tell four other men she said they were hot

-Bribe a big fella to take him outside for a fight.

-Call his mum, and tell her he's been trying to get hold of her for a gossip.

-Ignore the whole thing, and use the evening to find

yourself a new boyfriend who isn't a flirty asshole.