How To Throw A Bachelor Party
Wake up in bed with our groom after his wild bachelor party night, and find out what went terribly, terribly wrong.
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Step 1:
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No one-night stands with chicks twice your age.
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By the time you're ready for a bachelor party, you're getting too old for beer goggles.
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Step 2:
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Always forget to give your fiancée your hotel room key.
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It's easier to get away with it if you do it behind a triple-bolted door.
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Step 3:
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Wear your address.
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For wild nights, put your address on a nametag, so if you get too wasted to know where you are, someone can help you home.
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Step 4:
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Bachelor buddies: Don't lose track of the groom.
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Bachelor nights can get pretty wild, so guys, take care of the man.
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Step 5:
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Know where your fiancée will be on bachelor party night.
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Crossing paths with your wife-to-be on your last night as a single man can be fatal.
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Step 6:
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Never bring the stripper world into the real world.
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Heaven may turn to hell if you bring your fantasy into your real life.
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Step 7:
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Choose your bachelor party buddies wisely.
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Only bring guys you can rely on.
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Step 8:
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Get a designated driver, duh.
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If budget allows, hire a driver to take the bachelor party out in style.
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Step 9:
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Bachelor buddies: Don't let the groom spend his own money.
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He shouldn't need to worry about whether he can afford his last night out as a single man.
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Step 10:
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Spend quality time with your fiancée before the bachelor party.
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Put her mind at ease, let her know that everything will be fine. Just fine.
