How To Throw A Bachelor Party

Step 1: No one-night stands with chicks twice your age.

By the time you're ready for a bachelor party, you're getting too old for beer goggles.

Step 2: Always forget to give your fiancée your hotel room key.

It's easier to get away with it if you do it behind a triple-bolted door.

Step 3: Wear your address.

For wild nights, put your address on a nametag, so if you get too wasted to know where you are, someone can help you home.

Step 4: Bachelor buddies: Don't lose track of the groom.

Bachelor nights can get pretty wild, so guys, take care of the man.

Step 5: Know where your fiancée will be on bachelor party night.

Crossing paths with your wife-to-be on your last night as a single man can be fatal.

Step 6: Never bring the stripper world into the real world.

Heaven may turn to hell if you bring your fantasy into your real life.

Step 7: Choose your bachelor party buddies wisely.

Only bring guys you can rely on.

Step 8: Get a designated driver, duh.

If budget allows, hire a driver to take the bachelor party out in style.

Step 9: Bachelor buddies: Don't let the groom spend his own money.

He shouldn't need to worry about whether he can afford his last night out as a single man.

Step 10: Spend quality time with your fiancée before the bachelor party.

Put her mind at ease, let her know that everything will be fine. Just fine.