Speed Date The Candidate: Joe Biden

Hello, I'm Joe Biden, six-term Senator armed with a long resume and long speeches.

The Bush Administration has been a disaster, like on the Iraq invasion and No Child Left Behind. We need a timetable to bring our troops home, responsibly. I'm down on gay marriage but up on civil unions. Yes to universal health care. No tax breaks for companies that outsource jobs. I'm firmly pro-choice, pro-gun control, pro-union, and, as you may have heard, pro-train.

My opponent made history, but a gun-slinging, oil-drilling VP who won't face the facts? That's not change, that's more of the same!