The Realm Of Bizarre News 13: Two Headed Dinos
Two headed snakes? Sure. Two headed frogs? Why not? But a two headed dinosaur? You might want to sit down for this unlucky thirteenth episode with Dr. Franklin Ruehl. He makes predictions, asks trivia questions, and tells us all about Eva Longoria’s paranormal beliefs.
Step 1: Welcome to some Bizarre News:
Welcome once again, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, to The Realm of Bizarre News. I'm your host, Dr. Franklin Ruehl. And a question: Is it possible that two-headed dinosaurs once roamed Terra Firma? Such as a two-headed T-Rex, or a two-headed Apatosaurus, i.e, Brontosaurus? Well, we know we have at least 400 cases of two-headed snakes, and an equal number of two-headed frogs. Well, the dinos were neither reptiles nor amphibians; they shared a very important physiological characteristic. They were oviparous, that is, egg-layers. And, a two-headed entity would have a better chance of survival in its passage through the birth canal if encased in a shell. And, we also have new fossil evidence from China, northeastern China, of a tiny long-necked two-headed lizard that actually existed during the Cretaceous Period, the last of the three dinosaur eras. In maturity it might have reached three feet tall -- not a dino, but an argument that two-headed dinos did indeed exist. Indeed, I'm going to make a prediction right now that within the next twenty years, somewhere in Terra Firma, we'll find one dino fossil with two heads. Yes
Step 2: Three-headed entities:
Now, what about the possibility of even three-headed entities? We actually have a recent case of a three-headed frog: left head and right head normal size, a tiny mutated head in the center. Here's Ghidorah, from the Japanese sci-fi flicks, three-headed. A quick trivia question for you: How many tails does Ghidorah have? One, two, three, or four? Let's take a look. Ghidorah has two tails, for proper balance of his three heads. And I submit to you that even three-headed entities, like Ghidorah, might exist on alien worlds beyond our solar system.
Step 3: Alien lifeforms:
And, what about life existing on those alien worlds? What about tiny Enceladus, with it's only 314 miles in diameter, about Saturn? Well, the Cassini space probe has recently detected a geyser of icy water coming out of the south polar cap, which is warmer than the rest of this body. It's creating a quasi-atmosphere of water vapor. There also may be an internal sea on this tiny body. So life could exist both on its surface and within its interior. And, by extrapolation, other dwarf moons throughout the Cosmos may be playing host to life. In other words, further argumentation that the Universe is literally teeming with life. Yes.
Step 4: Paranormal Eva Longoria:
Here's the actress Eva Longoria from Desperate Housewives. She has a strong belief in the paranormal. She's had her palms read, cards read, been to a psychic, and recently a strange woman came up to her and told her that her aunt, Eva's aunt, has been communicating from beyond the grave, further strengthening Eva's belief in the paranormal. And that's one reason I like her so much.
Step 5: The Little Black Medical Bag:
Now let's see what's in the Little Black Medical Bag. We have, in here, one rat. A rat! Now, a teenager in Herefordshire, England, went in for knee surgery, but he smelled a stench in the operating room, and was told by one of the attending physicians that there was a dead rat there. So he opted out of the surgery. Now, I want to say, if you have to go in for some surgery, check to find out first of all if there are any dead rats or live rats there. And if possible, avoid that surgery! Yes!
Step 6: Thanks for watching:
Now, until next time, may the Power of the Cosmos be with you! Yes! Yes! Yes!
