The Realm Of Bizarre News 18: ET Cell Phone Home
In this exciting new episode of Dr. Ruehl, we will be discussing ET. No, not the cute little alien, we’re talking about Electronic Transcommunication. Okay, you say, that’s a nice long word, but what does it all mean?! Well, ET is where spirits try to communicate with us through the media of video and cassette tapes. You can try it for yourself! Also, Dr. Ruehl tells us about some unruly vultures, and we get another peek into the vault of strange deaths! You can’t ask for more!
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An Intriguing Possibilty
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Welcome once again ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls to The Realm of Bizarre news. I’m your host Dr. Franklin Rule and we start off with ET electronic Transcommunication in which messages both audio and video from the dead are recorded on various instruments such as TV’s, Computers and tape recorders and also instrumentation utilized by ghost hunters. We even have a number of well-documented cases of telephone calls from the dead using conventional telephones, but what about a cell phone. Well we have a new case from Black Pool in England where a man claims that his dead wife she died five years ago is sending him text messages on his cell phone. Now intriguingly she was buried with her cell phone because she loved it so much and possibly just possibly her spirit has found a way to utilize that cell phone to communicate with her hubby. Not proof but an intriguing possibility.
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Conduct An ET Experiment
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Now if you’d like to conduct an ET experiment take a blank DVD or vhs tape put it in the recorder associated with your television. Turn to a channel that has no program play it on record for about 30 minutes then replay it listening for any possible signs from beyond the grave. Or you can take a tape recorder put a cassette in a fresh and play it on record and play it on record in a room that belonged to someone who has died. Possibly a favorite room. Again listen if there are any possible messages. Now the chances of success are very remote but if you are successful it will be absolutely fabulous. And good luck on that.
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Trivia Question
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Now for the trivia question of the day. Let me extricate here from this paper prison. The question, what do you call a group of vultures multiple-choice inverse alphabetical order. Is that a wobble, a wedge, a watch or a wake. Now the prize the only prize for the right answer one pat on the back that you’ll have to administer to yourself a heck of a lot better then a slap on the belly with a wet truck. Now down in Bartow a town in central Florida 200 vultures have taken root and they’re destroying everything made of rubber and vinyl such as on automobiles and roofs and leaving messes everywhere. And the citizens cannot take up arms against them because they are protected both by federal law and local ordinances. Indeed if a person were to shout at a vulture he could be fined $500.00 absolutely unfair. Now what is the term for a group of vultures? Is that a wobble, a wedge, a watch or wake? Is that your answer a wobble no it is a wake. For the record you have a wobble of ostriches, wedge of swan, and watch of ligenbeals.
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A Strange Case
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Now lets open up the vault of strange here. We have a case so close, this pertains to a fisherman who was in a boat that was sinking off of Anchorage, Alaska. They tossed him a rope from a helicopter he got into the rescue basket and was being hauled up but just as they were about to drag him into the helicopter he somehow fell out to his death. Now if your ever being rescued hold on for dear life to that basket until your inside the helicopter. We can’t afford to lose even one of you out there. Thank you. Now until next time may the power of the cosmos be with you yes, yes, yes, and hold on tight to that rescue basket thank you.