The Realm Of Bizarre News 19: Goodbye To Hazel Court
You ask for it and Dr. Ruehl provides! This is the third week in a row we’ve been treated with a visit to the Strange Death Vault, and we love it! There is also talk of the movie “The Day The Earth Stood Still”, a faraway Earth-like planet called GJ 436T, and a sweet goodbye to the actress Hazel Court. And let us not forgot the time an enormous pile of clothing met an oversized juicer!
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Bizarre News Trivia Question:
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Welcome once again ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls to the Realm of Bizarre News. I’m your host Dr. Franklin Rule and we start off with a trivia question let me extricate here from its paper prison. The question, in the 1951 sci-fi flick The Day The Earth Stayed Still how long did the earth actually stand still for. Multiple-choice was that 30 minutes, one-hour, six hours, 12 hours, one day, or seven days. Now the prize the only prize for the correct answer one pat on the back which you’ll have to administer to yourself a heck of a lot better than a slap on the belly with a wet trout.
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GJ 436T could hold life.
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Now speaking of aliens Spanish astronomers have announced a discovery of a large earth like body about the 30 light years from earth its name GJ 436T it orbits the star GJ 436. It’s about five times the size of the earth and roughly 40,000 miles in diameter, about the size of Neptune but it is a walking earth like body and they’re speculating that life could exist upon it. Now I’d suggest that possibly we’re seeing the collective effects of and entire solar system that contains more than just one earth like body. For example using that same technique astronomers from an alien world looking at our solar system might be able to see Jupiter and Saturn but not detect Earth, Mars, and Venus. In other words we’re only seeing that planet indirectly and it may be much smaller and by extrapolation I argue that every single star in the cosmos is encircled by a family of planets on every one of those planets we should have some type of life. For example, this would be an excellent planet from which Klattu might have emerged.
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R.I.P Hazel Court
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Now speaking of Hollywood, we are saddened to tell you that the Hazel Court, horror star of such films as The Curse of Frankenstein and Dr. Bloods Coffin and The Mask of the Red Death has passed away at the age of 82. Now she was called the best screamer in the business. Once gusted on my show I asked her to scream at first she demurred. Then suddenly out of nowhere, she let loose with this blood-curdling shriek made my day. Thank you for that Hazel you’ll not be forgotten and may the power of the cosmos be with you wherever you now are yes.
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Orange juice clothes
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Now here’s a shirt pertains to a charity up in Colona, British Columbia they gathered together a mind boggling 25 tons of clothes to donate to Africa. They had them compacted to fit into boxes, but the shipper rejected them because all the clothing reeked of orange juice. It turned out the compacting machine they used had been used to crush orange juice cans. Now they still have to pay the shipper $5,000 and $1,400 extra to dump the clothes. You know what I say it’s still good nothing wrong with a little orange juice! Makes the clothing smell better, yes darn.
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Be considerate.
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Now so from the vault of strange guests we have very inconsiderate this pertains to a Japanese girl 14 in Tokyo who offed herself by mixing detergent together in her apartment to create deadly hydrogen sulfide. But some of the hydrogen sulfide seeped through her walls sickened 90 other tenants in the building. No one died but they got very sick inconsiderate. Contrast that with a man in a car who used the same detergents to create hydrogen sulfide to off himself in his car window he put a sign up stay away very considerate thank you. Now until next time may the power of the cosmos be with you yes, yes, yes. Thank you again…