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The Rules Of Pavement Etiquette

The Rules Of Pavement Etiquette

VideoJug present you with a definitive guide to pavement etiquette. Never experience that awkward moment again, and learn how to smoothly get around someone when walking down the pavement.

The Rules Of Pavement Etiquette
Have you ever walked down the street and had this happen to you? It makes both people, no matter how cool they are normally, look foolish.

This silly little dance has no definitive name. You may recognise it as get-past-you-shuffle, the Pavement Tango, or 'that thing where you go like this'. We prefer the title 'The 'Droitwich' - a term popularised by the author Douglas Adams in his book 'The Meaning of Liff'.

Video Jug is going to help you avoid this uncomfortable situation once and for all.
Once you spot someone coming your way, you must use the same rules as driving a car. If you both veer to your left, or you both veer to your right, then you should pass easily.

But British people drive on the left, and much of the rest of the world drives on the right. What to do?

Simply adopt the driving laws of the country in which you are. In an American Droitwich situation, pass on the right. For a UK Droitwich, pass on the left.
Let's see some of those Droitwich situations in action..... Here we go.... the gentlemen are approaching head on, - we are in the UK, so they must pass each other on the left. They are both looking where they are going, so they can both calmly decide on their course and keep it steady.... and there we are! Textbook. If either of these gentlemen had hesitated or deviated at any point, then the other gentleman may have lost confidence, and begun to hesitate or deviate as well, which would no doubt have ended up in a classic Droitwich.
We are now in the US. The two fellas approach, but look! It looks like it's going to be a showdown. They are both holding their ground. It's getting tense; maybe the Droitwich cannot be averted? But at the last moment they both cottoned on, and the Droitwich is avoided thanks to their last minute adherence to US rules. Well done fellas. A pass to the right, Droitwich averted.
We are in France, where they drive on the right, and quell horreur! un Droitwich is about to develop. The hommes are approaching from a 90 degree angle, and it is clear that this homme coming from the left has right of way, as if this was a roundabout. The other homme simply drops down a gear, adjusts his step and allows the first homme to pass in front. Excellent!
There is one other interesting note. If you are passing into an Embassy that has different driving rules from the host nation, then you must be light on your feet. For an embassy is considered to be part of the country it represents. Consider this fourth example, which is rare:
A Russian is coming out of the Russian embassy in London. An Englishman is heading in. A Droitwich situation opens up. Whether they pass on the left or the right depends on precisely whose territory they are in as they pass. And it looks like...yes they are passing on the left, as they are outside of the Embassy's grounds. If they had been inside, they would have of course passed on the right.

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    huckle527  (1 day ago)

    use the rules of driving a car,,, everyone would be embarrassed,,no matter how confident he is,,,,

    Anonymous  (239 days ago)

    SO FUNNY!

    Anonymous  (310 days ago)

    This video is absolutely awesome. Comedy genius. Particularly the faces for the sterotypical Englishmen and Frenchmen! LOL!!! Droitwiches are so embarrassing.... but my friend had the opportunity (for her, lol) to do one with a person in her favourite band... result!

    Anonymous  (316 days ago)

    i had a droitwich once... it woz with a smoker in a bathroom. uncomfortable....

    2 out of 5 people found this comment helpful Anonymous  (412 days ago)

    Poor! Most people will do this naturally...when it happens to me i just laugh and move on!

    1 out of 1 person found this comment helpful Athannasius  (413 days ago)

    That last one is a Mexican hat, not really a spanish one, but still a great video :D

    Anonymous  (416 days ago)

    You two are working those hats!! Hahahaha

    Anonymous  (423 days ago)

    Although this is a common issue in any country, many people will deviate towards whichever direction comes natural and not follow the "rules of the road." If I come to a "droitwich" and the other person doesn't look upset or simply moody, I will give a friendly grip on the shoulder and push that person to my left, nod politely, and move on my way. If the person is obviously busy, try to stand still and let the other person go first.

    1 out of 1 person found this comment helpful hellothere  (432 days ago)

    that didn't help at all!! what if the people aren't from the countires you mentioned. this scenario has happened with me and it appeard as if we were dancing . lol

    lizzielou89  (435 days ago)

    haha this is hilarious!

    2 out of 2 people found this comment helpful Anonymous  (452 days ago)

    In my head, I always BREAK RIGHT!

    Anonymous  (480 days ago)

    However, if you find yourself in Leeds or Newcastle it is customary to stay the course, swinging your arms - thereby establishing your right-of-way. Sounds barbaric but it's actually alright. Survival of the fittest, that sort of thing, in the long run it works out to the benefit of society. ;)

    0 out of 1 person found this comment helpful hoquez1  (483 days ago)

    These guyz are brillant!

    1 out of 1 person found this comment helpful Anonymous  (497 days ago)

    Pretty funny. I agree that you generally keep right in the US. There are some places like Berkeley, CA, USA in which it's completely unpredictable what anyone will do at any time (maybe the large number of foreigners, hippies, intellectuals and anti-establishment types). Sometimes you just have to choose a side and hope for the best, or run into the person.

    1 out of 1 person found this comment helpful jamjar178  (505 days ago)

    do john and sam really smoke?!

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