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The Top 5 Laziest Inventions

The Top 5 Laziest Inventions

Brilliant scientists and tiny overseas hands work eighteen-hour days to produce 5 devices that can make you even lazier than a stereotypical American!

Step 1: Clapper Plus

No one ever told you about the dark side of this '80s classic! Sore hands, blisters, overly-strong wrists… but now Clapper has brought you the Clapper Plus! You can use a remote control to do all the clapping work for you.

Step 2: Moo Mixer

Lazies love lumping chocolate into everything, but milk mixing is mind-numbing, to say the most. Thanks to the Moo Mixer, chocolate milk is now merely a button away. You just pour in the milk and chocolate, then hit the button to stir.

Step 3: Twirling Spaghetti Fork

Tired of warping your wrist to wrap that spaghetti on your fork? The Twirling Spaghetti Fork takes all of the guesswork out of Italian food.

Step 4: Motorized Ice Cream Cone

With all that licking, you're probably using up all the calories you're getting from that ice cream... or something. With the motorized ice cream cone, just stick out your tongue, and let the ice cream lick you!

Step 5: The Nugget Cup

By now you've noticed the one thing those dumb geniuses never considered: the strain all this eating laziness puts on your thumb! You deserve a hands-free break. Pour the soda pop into the cup, place the tray on top, put your nuggets in there, then pop in a few bendy straws! You can chomp and chug all in one chunk-slurp motion!