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pants down and wack it !

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:06:40 GMT

pants down and wack it !

like he said ^ lol

Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:21:15 GMT

like he said ^ lol

what if it's a girl? what's there to whack? ... unless you have an...

Sat, 24 Nov 2007 22:07:29 GMT

what if it's a girl? what's there to whack? ... unless you have an abnormally large clit.. ew.

are you ppl for real? how do you masturbate or what is masturbatio...

Sat, 24 Nov 2007 23:58:11 GMT

are you ppl for real? how do you masturbate or what is masturbation, and do any of you have sex at all? what a joke! Goes back to how to eat sushi page! lmao

r u a man or nt?????????? this is real stupid if u dont know it ....

Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:49:26 GMT

r u a man or nt?????????? this is real stupid if u dont know it . or u donate ur penis to someone else>.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.........

rub,and....well....u idot! hhow could you not know

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 02:31:42 GMT

rub,and....well....u idot! hhow could you not know

I am of the weird 1% for which this did not happen right away, or ...

Fri, 28 Dec 2007 07:38:00 GMT

I am of the weird 1% for which this did not happen right away, or effortlessly, either. When I was young, I had seen people pantomime the "jack off" gesture, but had no idea how this maneuver was realistically applied, especially since I didn't realize that lubrication and relatively high speed were required. I loved looking at my dad's Penthouse magazines and always got a hard-on, but I got no response from just rubbing it and had no clue how to proceed. Believe it or not, it wasn't until one night when I was about 14 that I finally woke up from a wet dream and, completely on impulse, vigorously rubbed the head of my penis against the sheets until the most wonderful thing happened! I tried it again the next night and regrettably abraded myself to the point of bleeding on the sheets, compelling me to wash my own sheets for once! Days later I decided to try again with the classic "jack off" style of masturbating, along with quite a bit of my own saliva, (having no knowledge of lubricants specifically designed for this), and "Voila'", I was on my way. Just having my dad explain the biological functions of sexuality, and the eventual mating rituals I would encounter as a young man, did not prepare me for the act of "self love." That was completely left out. Even when my dad set me on his knee and explained that I hadn't "wet my bed" the previous night, (I was about 10 at that time), the concept of masturbation was never covered. Presumably it was too potentially embarrassing, which is ironic since he told me everything else. Forgive me, I guess I was just very naive.

get some lube! stroke it - I've watched ladies workin it out too....

Sat, 29 Dec 2007 15:13:27 GMT

get some lube! stroke it - I've watched ladies workin it out too. watch some porn and you'll always see women with their hands rubbing away - even while they're gettin some from a guy.

errr that would depend on whether you are the male or the female s...

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 22:24:53 GMT

errr that would depend on whether you are the male or the female species. who or what is one?

justine check this out, Mike Paahana

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:35:42 GMT

justine check this out, Mike Paahana

come on!.............. DUUDE!!! : o

Sat, 08 Mar 2008 07:37:21 GMT

come on!.............. DUUDE!!! : o

yank it, bash it, pull it, squeeze it, slap it, enjoy it!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:35:10 GMT

yank it, bash it, pull it, squeeze it, slap it, enjoy it!!!!!!!!!

Thats an easy one ...... Lick your little finger and make it wet t...

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:13:45 GMT

Thats an easy one ...... Lick your little finger and make it wet then stick it in your ear (the left ear is best though !!) Easy peasy ;)

Grasp hand around penis and bring up and down, if you're in a shar...

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:25:40 GMT

Grasp hand around penis and bring up and down, if you're in a shared house and don't want to let anyone else know you're masturbating (From noise) try it in the bathroom. If they're water smart and you have like 5 minute showers not 40 minute showers lol, just say you're going to have a bath, bring in two towels. Put one towl on the floor, this is where you lie down, put the bath tub on, lock the door and/or with the fan on to evaporate water (Makes more noise so it's easier to do secretly) and your right. If you get an orgasm and ejaculate, put your penis on the bath or shower, clean, no tissues, secretive. The best part is if you do it in your room and someone wants to talk to you or something then you have to dress yourself up again (They would probably hear it) and they would suspect something, in the bathroom with a shower or bath tub they know you're naked and for an ok reason (Cleaning, not masturbating!!) so you just say you'll be out soon then you're done.

IF YOU ARE A GIRL YOU JUST ISERT YOUR FINGER AND AT THE PLACE WHER...

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:13:27 GMT

IF YOU ARE A GIRL YOU JUST ISERT YOUR FINGER AND AT THE PLACE WHERE YOU PEE RUB YOU FINGER UP AND DOWN (OR SIDE TO SIDE WHAT EVER WORKS ) AND KEEP GOING UNTILL YOU HIT THE CLIMAX OF THE ORGASM

if your a girl and it is your first time it wil very very little p...

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:40:10 GMT

if your a girl and it is your first time it wil very very little pressure, i started off putting a pillow between my legs and moving it around, but you do eventually need to move onto using more pressure. The best time is a night, or early in the morning, if its a night you can look forward to it! lie on your front, its much easier to orgasm to start of with, think sexy thoughts, whatever turns you on, touch yourself all over, you may find you are wet when you first touch yourself down there, if not suck your fingers and rub your cliteras, keep going, find a rhythm, breath deeply you will have to rub quite fast by the end! once you have this mastered you can move onto the wonderful world of VIBRATORS! and your orgasms will blow your mind!

lay down rub it up and down

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:22:50 GMT

lay down rub it up and down

that doesnt even deserve to be a question

Fri, 09 May 2008 01:50:48 GMT

that doesnt even deserve to be a question

Very fast!!!!

Tue, 13 May 2008 11:34:24 GMT

Very fast!!!!

rub ur tool till u drool

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 22:59:20 GMT

rub ur tool till u drool

No answer required, tou already seem to be a PUD-PULLER.

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 04:48:04 GMT

No answer required, tou already seem to be a PUD-PULLER.

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Sun, 08 Jun 2008 14:12:18 GMT

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Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:38:08 GMT

hahahahah!! 'Happy wanking'!! gahahahah!! you people make me sick!!!!