Fashion Fundamentals
What are the timeless fashion do's?
Timeless fashion do's include great fits. I think individual style and a signature accessory like your grandma's pearls, or possibly your lapdog.
What are the fashion do's for every woman?
What are the biggest fashion don'ts?
Fashion don'ts are easy to follow. Don't go out of the house looking sloppy. Don't wear sweatpants. Don't wear things that are ill-fitting. Don't wear things that show off too much information that look like a thong in a low-rise jean. Stick to what's classic and simple and you'll be chic forever.
Should I follow the fashion trends?
What is a 'muffin top'?
What is a 'wedgie'?
What is 'butt cleavage'?
Butt cleavage' is not the kind of cleavage that you want to have, because what it is, is when your low-rise jeans, or your jeans don't fit very well, they ride below the top of your butt crack. It's totally offensive. 'Butt cleavage' is Britney Spears. Britney Spears was always seen with a thong coming out of her pants with 'butt cleavage' showing. Nobody wants to see it, honey. Put it away.
What is a 'wardrobe malfunction'?
A wardrobe malfunction is a term coined by Miss Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl a couple of years ago when she inadvertently flashed her boob at the Super Bowl. It basically has become a part of our pop culture vernacular. What it means is when your wardrobe or your fashion goes awry, and shows the world your naughty bits.
What is 'mono-boob'?
I have to admit I suffer from 'mono-boob' sometimes. What happens in mono-boob is that the bra will push the boobs into the middle of your shirt, creating one big boob. Mono-boob, there you have it. Mono-boob is totally not acceptable. You may might be able to pull it off while you're wearing a sports bra at the gym, but other than that, try to keep your sisters in check.
What is 'back boob'?
Back boob' is when a women wears a bra that is a bit too tight and the extra fat from the back kind of spills over creating that roll and creates the back boob.
