First Date Etiquette
Where should I never take a first date?
Well, when you're going out on a first date definitely don't take them to a dark alley. Also don't take them to a family function, because this could be uncomfortable for everybody involved. You'll be uncomfortable, they'll be uncomfortable, your family will be uncomfortable and also people may have preconceived notions, such as "Oh is this the person that you're going to marry? Is this the person that's in your life?" when they may not be, so don't do that.
What should I never do on a first date?
On a first date, there are things you should never do. First of all, never be negative. People are turned off by people who always complain and say negative things. Don't whine about things, don't talk about your ex. It's not therapy. People don't want to hear about what happened and why your marriage broke up or your relationship broke up. It's nobody's business, especially not a first date's business, so stop it. Then, look at the person. Don't look at their body. Don't look at their breasts. Look at their whole face. Look at their whole person, because staring turns people off. Then next thing you want to do is don't get drunk, under any circumstances. Because nothing is more disgusting than seeing somebody passed out or somebody mumbling and incoherent. And, finally, they also don't want to hear about your children. They'd like to know that you have children, but they don't want to hear that little Johnny got an A-plus in school yesterday. It's not appropriate. So, again, watch your Ps and Qs when you talk to somebody.
