How To Check Out A Man's Shoes Without Being Noticed

How can I check out a man's shoes without being noticed?

Okay, there are a few great ways to check out a man without being noticed. My favourite, and I don't even wear contacts, is I pretend to lose a contact. "Oh no, help! I lost a contact!" Or, you can drop a fork at dinner, or you can drop a pencil if you're in a coffee shop. Just drop something, anything. Or you can yawn, quick glance. And a quick glance down, he might mistake that you're looking at something else, so it always works in your favour.