How To Perform A Shoe Sole Profile If You Don't Have Access To A Man's Closet

How can I perform a sole profile if I don't have access to a man's closet?

Okay, if you don't have access to a man's closet, it's okay, you can still perform a sole profile, and this is what you do. Very playfully ask him this question, "if you were a shoe, what kind of shoe would you be?" or, ask him this question, "what is your dream shoe, describe it to me, what are it's qualities, what would it look like, where would you wear it?" You will learn so much about him, more than just about any other conversation. So what's great about this is that sometimes, since you are not talking about yourselves directly, you feel more free to give information. It is almost like a therapist using puppets, and people feel more free to talk about themselves, even though they are actually talking about shoes.