How To Tell Him You Want To Shake Up Your Sex Life

How do I tell him I want to shake up our sex life?

It's basically telling a guy you have two tickets to the Super Bowl. I mean we are never going to shut that down. It's real simple. Take him to a sex shop and look at him and go, "I brought you here because I want to spice up our sex life. Let's get a board game. Let's get some toys. Let's go lingerie shopping together." Bring home some good oils, little massage oils. Bring home a book on tantric sex and say, "hey honey, I thought maybe we'd try some of this out today, let's read through it." Watch an erotic movie together and tell him, "boy let's do this." Take some pictures of each other. Whatever. All you need to do is sit him down and say, "I've got two tickets to the Super Bowl. You and I in the same bed and I'm going to spice up our sex life." We will never, ever reject you that way.