Men, Shoes And Sex

What is a 'sole profile'?

A sole profile is the big picture. It's the completion of the man puzzle that you put together through your intuition about his shoes. When you're putting together your mans sole profile, hopefully you have access to his closet because then you get a big picture. A wide angle lens. You can see habits, you can see repeats, you can see consistencies and also inconsistencies. But if you only have one pair of shoes to work with, that's okay too because you can do a wide angle to see about how you feel about his shoes, or zoom in. Sometimes there's a saying, 'god in the details or devil in the details', it depends on the way you feel about it. So if there's one detail that itches like a wool sweater, look deeper because there's something underneath there. Also, when you're building your sole profile there's different aspects of his shoes that can connote different feelings. For instance, the thickness of his sole. Sometimes you get those real angry soles where they're real jagged and almost like stomp, stomp, stomp. That's going to canote something different than, like a moccasin sole, something that's really gentler to the earth or the pavement wherever you are. Also, suede connotes more of a vulnerability than say a Doc Martin, a real hard leather or type of steel toed boot. So different aspects of the shoes are going to connote different feelings to you and you're going to react to that. And all of those aspects put together are the man puzzle, which is your sole profile. It's the big picture.

Why is it important to see what a man has in his closet?

There are a lot of reasons why it's advantageous for a woman to put her nose into a man's closet to see all of his shoes together at a glance. It is to get to know his habits, to know his organization, and what's great about organization is that just like how a man organizes his life, it's going to trickle down onto how he organizes his relationships. And these are predictors in relationships. How tightly a man organizes his shoes is going to be how tightly he organizes his life. Also why you want to make sure to get your nose in a man's closet is you want to find out what shoes are in the alpha shoe position and which shoes are tossed in the back. The alpha shoe position is usually who he wants to be in his best foot forward. And, say you've been dating a long time and all of a sudden there's a change in the alpha shoe position, maybe there's motorcycle boots in the alpha shoe position where there were a pair of wing tips before, there's going to be a change in the wind.

How accurate is a 'sole profile'?

How accurate is a Sole profile? I love answering this question. It is as accurate as you trust yourself and your sole impressions. And it is as accurate as you trust yourself to take action on intuitions that you are receiving from men's shoes.

What is 'shoe-to-sock harmony'?

Ok, What is 'Shoe To Sock Harmony'? It is one of the most important things to look at, and when your talking to a man and your Shoe rating on him you can ask him if you want very playfully to lift a pant leg because you wonna know whats going on under there. So sock to shoe harmony is how well the pants intergrate with the shoes, with socks in between. Ideally there should be a nice flow. It should almost be fairly imperceptable as to where the pants end the socks begin and the shoes begin. You want a nice flow down, and so if you have an interrupted sock to shoe harmony thats maybe he has amazing black pants, the shoes are great, he sits down at dinner the pant leg lifts and there are these ratty, yellow, bald socks. There is an interrupt, somethings going on. Because most men think socks are hidden, men choose socks from there point of view, that you cant see. So if a man has good sock to shoes harmony it shows he has got nothing to hide but if he's got his ratty bald socks on and you point them out, he gets upset, you might want to do some soul searching around there.

Can I judge the size of a man's penis by the size of his shoes?

OK ladies, I know you all want to know the answer to this question. Can you judge the size of a man's penis by the size of his shoes? The answer is yes, and no. Keep in consideration that most men buy their shoes half a size too big anyway. It's sort of like the equivalent of our padded bras. So when you're looking at a man's shoe size, scale it back down a little bit and then yes, you will get an appropriate answer.

Can I judge a man's libido by the way he puts on his shoes and socks?

Watching a man the way he puts on his shoes and socks is a great way to measure his libido. And this is why, how a man puts on his shoes measures performance and I know size matters but we all know, not always when we factor in performance. So look around, does he hop around on one foot, fumbling as he's watching TV putting his shoes on? He's not paying attention, or does he skillfully, maybe with a shoehorn or some other apparatus, put on his shoes? So pay attention because it does foreshadow performance.

What is the 'ten-to-two pickup'?

The 'ten-to-two pickup' is sort of like that last Hail Mary pass, in the fourth quarter in the last two minutes when you're already down. The 'ten-to-two pickup' is what guys do when the bar's already closed, and the barman is pushing everyone out. He will say anything, he will do anything to get you to go to bed with him in those last three minutes that he's got to get laid.

What is the relationship between men's socks and women's lingerie?

There is a direct relationship between men's socks and women's lingerie. In fact, men's socks are the equivalent of women's lingerie. So let us start at the bottom. So those ratty balled yellow tube socks. Those are about the equivalent of a woman's period panties and we all know how exciting those are. Then maybe the mid calf tube socks. That would be like a matching cotton bra and panty set. But then we have got the sheer ribbed for his ankle pleasure knee highs. That is about the equivalent of a peek a boo nightie and fishnets.

What are 'Scottish Kiltie Ticklers'?

Scottish Kiltie Ticklers can be a girls best friend. You know those librarians, that you know you can't count them out for being wild in the bedroom. Or they're wilder than any of us in the bedroom. Men that wear the Scottish Kiltie Ticklers, especially without socks, are usually maniacs in bed. Although you wouldn't know it. And that's with the little ruffle on top, and the tassel for a double her pleasure.

What is the 'superhero fruit boot checklist'?

Okay, superhero fruit boots. In my own solely illogical studies, I found it very interesting why all of the superheroes wear matchy-matchy outfits and outfits, and fruit boots. They only really get their masculine superheroes when they change into their matchy-matchy foot boot outfits. It raised a question in my mind, are they getting their powers really from their femininity? And if you go through all the superheroes, you've got Batman, he wears fruit boots and a matchy-matchy outfit, so does Mr. Incredible, so does Superman. I mean, you can go through just about every single superhero and they're all wearing fruit boots, tights, and matchy-matchy outfits, and that's when they get their superpowers.

What are 'sole goggles'?

Sole goggles are not a lady's best friend. Sole goggles are when you've been drinking so much, you have totally blocked out all shoe talk, you can't listen to what a man's shoes say anymore, because you're just so tipsy. And usually your friends... Friends don't let friends wear sole goggles, please, come and save them. Don't let your friend date men with bad shoes.